you mean those idioits that bother me a few times a year and in bad english call me at like 3-4am with helloooo suur aim frum micrusuft.. there seems to be a prublum with yur cumputer sir...

which if you hang up.. only repeat that again the next day and the next.. for like 1-2 weeks.. until it stops.. only to start again after a year orso all over..

Microsoft should be begging me to come work for them but I guess they are fine with sniping ideas from steam forums

Its free real estate pal

they do ♥♥♥♥ so ass backwards they are obviously run by the government. only government can run a company so horribly.

Nah, they'd never spy on an internet forum, they have all our keystrokes

more than 1 but less than 10

Originally posted by OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle:

Nah, they'd never spy on an internet forum, they have all our keystrokes

Lol. The vortex is what they call it right?

Originally posted by bisder:

Originally posted by OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle:

Nah, they'd never spy on an internet forum, they have all our keystrokes

Lol. The vortex is what they call it right?

gotta to love how unflinchingly suspicious tech companies are sometimes

I contributed to microsoft stuff on github, do i count as an employee?

Originally posted by Velocious RPG Munition®:

I contributed to microsoft stuff on github, do i count as an employee?

No. You are what we call a "victim"

I could fix microsoft for them if they stop being stupid. So it's not like I'm hostile to them. I would fix the entire company. I have more ideas they can steal but I want paid for the rest of my vision

A Microsoft Agent helped me upgrade to Windows 12 closed beta! All it took was me going to Walmart and buying $1500 of gift cards. Easy as pie!

Originally posted by xDDD:

A Microsoft Agent helped me upgrade to Windows 12 closed beta! All it took was me going to Walmart and buying $1500 of gift cards. Easy as pie!

lol. i can fix windows 12 too

Bill here, whadya want?

Originally posted by Vote ☑:

Bill here, whadya want?

I just want the basics. Food. Shelter. Transportation. Room to carry out my daily ideas and be loud. Hook it up Bill