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What do you think aliens would think of the internet
What would they think of OT in general?
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i dunno but i would show them this so they know to stay far, far away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9CnH7f_QO8
Probably the same thing they did back in Star Trek.
"Would YOU think of stacking 3 warp drives together just to see what happens, and inventing localized spacial distortion to revolutionize war travel(and cause a temporal anomoly)? No? thats why we hire humans to do it, they think of crazy ♥♥♥♥ like that."
If we manage to contact an alien species that does not have its own equivalent of the internet that means we've become an interstellar empire and are currently conquering them and at that point who cares what they think?
Originally posted by Gracey Face:
If we manage to contact an alien species that does not have its own equivalent of the internet that means we've become an interstellar empire and are currently conquering them and at that point who cares what they think?
Let's learn to love our neighbors, like the christrian did in rome!
Alien life likely has their own form of it. They’d of needed it in order to build the machines that explore the universe.
What do you think aliens would think of the internet

I think they have their own word for schizophrenia.
If aliens were real; they are fallen angels and demons that want to be worshiped and can take different forums, which is why they are depicted on the walls of pyramids in Egypt, they would see the internet for what it is...a government created and controlled tool/honey pot meant for total surveillance, control and distraction. Much like sports and TV "programming".

Mark my words, if you will. When the rapture happens and hundreds of millions or possibly billions of people that believe in Jesus the Christ vanish off the face of this earth (just as depicted in the simpsons rapture episode, and we all know how good that show is at showing the future, right?) they gov will say it was an alien abduction. They have been programming you for it for decades with all forms of media, it's called project bluebeam.
I don't. They wouldn't. The universe at large doesn't care about Earth or mankind.
Originally posted by Jesus (Yeshua) lives&will return:
Mark my words, if you will. When the rapture happens and hundreds of millions or possibly billions of people that believe in Jesus the Christ vanish off the face of this earth

So i should sin? i don't wanna go to heaven and spend eternity with what's in my head.
Originally posted by Ice Robertson:
Originally posted by Jesus (Yeshua) lives&will return:
Mark my words, if you will. When the rapture happens and hundreds of millions or possibly billions of people that believe in Jesus the Christ vanish off the face of this earth

So i should sin? i don't wanna go to heaven and spend eternity with what's in my head.

If you're christian you still spend eternity with what's in your head even if you sin, just in hell. You should convert to judaism and then sin, in judaism you're tortured for a year in hell and then completely destroyed.
Any alien lifeforms capable of interstellar travel would find the Internet to be primitive, probably.
Originally posted by meucakesTM:
I don't. They wouldn't. The universe at large doesn't care about Earth or mankind.

which is why the great ones granted us the knowledge of how to grow meat trees. the ocean of ink is vast, and the universe is cruel and apathetic. but earth can be beautiful.
Originally posted by Gracey Face:
If you're christian you still spend eternity with what's in your head even if you sin, just in hell. You should convert to judaism and then sin, in judaism you're tortured for a year in hell and then completely destroyed.

I'm somewhere between agnostic and atheism.
"The primitives have all the technology they need to solve their problems, and instead they're doing...this?!"

"Yep. Okay, further probings approved! The fancy monkeys are still well below the intelligence threshold for any more useful research. Load up another 30 spacecrates of lube!"
:sectoid:
Any species that can master interstellar travel has seen things far more expanded than our internet. One of the things that puts humans vastly further ahead of any other creature on this planet is our ability to communicate complex ideas and concepts to one another. And we have the ability to do that near instantly around the planet. Any interstellar species would have most likely mastered that ability too, long ago.
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