you picked the wrong house foo

Originally posted by Rɛƈtǟʟ_ɛӼքʟօֆɨօN:

you picked the wrong house foo

oi m8 u got loicence to brandish baseball bats at ya homies who u misidentify as 'ome intrudahs?

Originally posted by trash nyan:

Oi mate, I've erd you've been watching the telly without a loicense. Are you gonna let us in?

Where is your warrant? No warrant, no entry.

ok I bite : who's there?

Originally posted by trash nyan:

Oi mate, I've erd you've been watching the telly without a loicense. Are you gonna let us in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nQbB1L_2Q

si.. si... no habla ingles

*shuts door*

Nobody telling the joke.. You said knock knock I said who there now gimme the joke?

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

Originally posted by trash nyan:

Oi mate, I've erd you've been watching the telly without a loicense. Are you gonna let us in?

Where is your warrant? No warrant, no entry.

ill be back with 3 BBC's, 2 cops and a warrant

Originally posted by Dutchgamer1982:

Nobody telling the joke.. You said knock knock I said who there now gimme the joke?

🙄

I have no idea what you're talking about, officer.
Good day. Get lost.

get a job, slav.

Wrong country, UK is that way.

https://www.whataremyrights.org.uk/tv-licences/
https://www.cordbusters.co.uk/tv-licence-in-the-uk-do-i-need-to-pay/
I wonder if unplugging the antenna, letting the cord dangle conspicuously, and maybe attaching a note in large letters "No TV license, feck off" would result in obscenity complaints.

Even though "feck" is actually pretty mild and has totally different etymology than the similar word.

I will never pay that

I ain't openin' no bloody door for no bloody bobbies