Hell yeah I would.

no

imagine the heartburn

Not only does the idea sound bad, and not only did they not take the time to slice the meatballs, so one could possibly eat this without injuring Your jaw - but it also looks utterly disgusting. There´s no way to eat it with style.

Oh - and i guess cheese is outlawed in the US, because it´s too natural, so it may be false advertising...

This pizza looks like it's on the verge of mutating into a living, potentially hazardous creature

You can´t eat it with dignity. It´s like David Hasselhoff eating a burger in his bathroom, but he has an excuse, because he was drunk.