You first, OP.

yeah i am perfect in every way. beautiful, rich, talented, objectively good morals. i made a wish on a monkeys paw for all of these things, do you suppose that there will be any consequences for this?

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

You first, OP.

Nah, nothing special about me. At least, nothing outside of some obscure personality trait maybe.

If I'm 'super' at anything it's that I'm 'super average'.

No, bottom of the barrel.

Yes, sure.

I laugh or smile often - and don´t even fake it. I´m also an optimist. I won the lottery.

I'm exceptionally talented in making a heart out of my vomit after 20 beers

The lottery of life? I won a race not a lottery to post this comment.

this question gives me an anxiety attack >.<* but jeah sure, i mean we can breath, see, hear, taste, feel and thats already alot . . . or not? . .. OR NOT?! <.<*

alone the fact u managed to grow yourself 2 of the most valueable gems/ jewels on earth is something, or isnt it?

My mom say I'm special. :3

We all have, even the slowest among us has won a race against millions of potential brothers and sisters.

Originally posted by Q-T_3.14.exe:

The lottery of life? I won a race not a lottery to post this comment.

Let me introduce you to his lordship the 14th earl of Swintonshire, member of the most distinguished order of the sovereign council, noble executor to the stewardship of Oxenbrook, knight commander of the empire and honourary patron of the shakespearean association of charitable church fellows, age 7

Originally posted by steven1mac:

We all have, even the slowest among us has won a race against millions of potential brothers and sisters.

I think I cheated.

I have an attractive voice (many people are saying this)

i can shred

Originally posted by Rabid:

I mean, do you have an exceptional talent?

Nah, but also i'm not born in the Sahel region, or even worse : in the US. Eating chlorinated chicken, or hormon-filled beef, or veggies that grow in so little time that they have almost zilch nutrients, or bread filled with so much sugar it can be considered as soda if put into a glass of water - not mentionning yago-mat bits inside the "wonder bread" : yum ! :D

PS : autism, as far as i know, is a condition you get when you're born, not because you have eaten too much red40. Doesen't mean red40 is good for you, but if i was an US peep i'd be worried about lead exposure long before some food colorant.

D'you know that bullets contains lead, and at the shooting ranges and army trainig fields bullets goes into soil, and the lead seeps into the aquifer ? Not to mention paint, and (...)


I'm not in the US, and in that i've won the lotery of life :*