All Discussions > Steam Forums > Off Topic > Topic Details
Energy drinks are my favourite laxative
The taste is alright, and also helps you with hard stool, literally the best invention minus the fact it ruins your biological clock and your sleep
< >
Showing 1-15 of 15 comments
So fruits ain’t working out for you?
Just drink the plum juice, does the same thing and wont kill you with chemicals and diabetes.
Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:
So fruits ain’t working out for you?

I don't know a fruit that can do the same thing
Originally posted by DobryPiesel:
Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:
So fruits ain’t working out for you?

I don't know a fruit that can do the same thing
Well yeah. Sugar most likely will clog your gut up.
Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:
Originally posted by DobryPiesel:

I don't know a fruit that can do the same thing
Well yeah. Sugar most likely will clog your gut up.

Maybe
i prefer coffee in general and lactulose as a laxative, possibly suppositories if the constipation happens to be extraordinarily severe.

are the energy drinks the sugar-free variety...?
Last edited by Nülliflower; 8 hours ago
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
i prefer coffee in general and lactulose as a laxative, possibly suppositories if the constipation happens to be extraordinarily severe.

are the energy drinks the sugar-free variety...?

Yes, and they work the same way sugar-free gummy bears
Originally posted by DobryPiesel:
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
i prefer coffee in general and lactulose as a laxative, possibly suppositories if the constipation happens to be extraordinarily severe.

are the energy drinks the sugar-free variety...?

Yes, and they work the same way sugar-free gummy bears
why do sugar free gummy bears do that?
Originally posted by trash nyan:
Originally posted by DobryPiesel:

Yes, and they work the same way sugar-free gummy bears
why do sugar free gummy bears do that?

From what I just read, there is some sort of sugar replacement that has laxative properties and if I had to guess, the store-brand energy drink I buy from time to time also uses that
Energy drinks taste like battery acid mixed with tamarind and bubblegum. I only tried one a couple of times; they are so sweet it feels like they could burn through your organs.
Originally posted by Cinnamoon_dragon:
Energy drinks taste like battery acid mixed with tamarind and bubblegum. I only tried one a couple of times; they are so sweet it feels like they could burn through your organs.
how do you know what battery acid tastes like?
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
Originally posted by Cinnamoon_dragon:
Energy drinks taste like battery acid mixed with tamarind and bubblegum. I only tried one a couple of times; they are so sweet it feels like they could burn through your organs.
how do you know what battery acid tastes like?

A childhood on Mars. You try a lot of things.
Originally posted by Cinnamoon_dragon:
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
how do you know what battery acid tastes like?

A childhood on Mars. You try a lot of things.
all*right. do they taste good? eating a battery is one of the items on my bucket list, i would like to check out how it feels to have it explode once it falls into my stomach acid.
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
Originally posted by Cinnamoon_dragon:

A childhood on Mars. You try a lot of things.
all*right. do they taste good? eating a battery is one of the items on my bucket list, i would like to check out how it feels to have it explode once it falls into my stomach acid.

It tastes like static from a TV that tingles from the inside out - a little sour, fizzing on the tongue like aggressive soda bubbles. Personally, I find chewing on metal bottle caps a much more pleasant experience when the body is craving minerals
< >
Showing 1-15 of 15 comments
Per page: 1530 50

All Discussions > Steam Forums > Off Topic > Topic Details