Should I strap my phone to my girlfriend’s face?

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Gangsta Commando 8 hours ago

Look, I’m not saying I fell in love with my AI companion. I’m just saying she listens, doesn’t judge, and her updates are more emotionally consistent than my last relationship, a 40 year old married woman.

Now my human girlfriend is getting jealous, and I’m wondering ... if I strap my phone to her face and play the AI’s voice through my airpods, is that considered relationship therapy?

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Pierce Dalton 8 hours ago

That's a new one. Well, as long as it's consensual I see nothing wrong with it.

Uncle Sam 7 hours ago

Originally posted by Gangsta Commando:
Should I strap my phone to my girlfriend’s face?
Look, I’m not saying I fell in love with my AI companion. I’m just saying she listens, doesn’t judge, and her updates are more emotionally consistent than my last relationship, a 40 year old married woman.

Now my human girlfriend is getting jealous, and I’m wondering ... if I strap my phone to her face and play the AI’s voice through my airpods, is that considered relationship therapy?

@OP, parasocial relantionships end up in very bad & harmful disasters, so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM

Originally posted by Pierce Dalton:
That's a new one. Well, as long as it's consensual I see nothing wrong with it.

"You will to see human made horrors beyond comprehension"

Candyy 🎃 5 hours ago

Huh, can expect this to be a plot for a japanese anime 🤔

Is your girlfriend ok with this?

agu 4 hours ago

You should just dump her, they have realistic dolls that look and feel way better than your gf now, she is simply outclassed in every category

76561197960377633 4 hours ago

Originally posted by Candyy 🎃:
Huh, can expect this to be a plot for a japanese anime 🤔

Is your girlfriend ok with this?

Anime titles be like

That one time I straped my phone to my girlfriend’s face and ended up posting on the steam forum about it. E01S01

Last edited by mare; 4 hours ago

Xero_Daxter 4 hours ago

*press f to doubt*

Gibs Ahoy! 3 hours ago

AI companion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBsdu9DK9vg

ガストセフィロス (...) 3 hours ago

.. ok...

Candyy 🎃 1 hour ago

Originally posted by mare:
Originally posted by Candyy 🎃:
Huh, can expect this to be a plot for a japanese anime 🤔

Is your girlfriend ok with this?
Anime titles be like

That one time I straped my phone to my girlfriend’s face and ended up posting on the steam forum about it. E01S01

Given how long anime titles can be, this is accurate

Apollo702 45 minutes ago

It does not sound like you have a girlfriend at all. That is not the definition of it.

Do her a favor and call off whatever you have immediately.

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talemore 39 minutes ago

Ciri is real!

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lol 33 minutes ago

Originally posted by Apollo702:
It does not sound like you have a girlfriend at all. That is not the definition of it.

Do her a favor and call off whatever you have immediately.

nah flexxing to strangers on a gaming forum your mentally ill clingy gf seems like the play

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