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nova 16 hours ago

Taylor Swift

How fast is she?

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irreverence 16 hours ago

About as fast as an African Swallow.

Fake 15 hours ago

She's pretty fast since she doesn't have any junk in the trunk.

redeyes 15 hours ago

she has a hunch back so probably not very fast

DarkCrystalMethod 15 hours ago

Like greased lighting.

Acetyl 15 hours ago

Taylor Swift is a man. Like Michelle Obama.

nova 15 hours ago

Originally posted by Acetyl:
Taylor Swift is a man. Like Michelle Obama.

Are you saying Taylor Swift is Michelle Obama?

Acetyl 15 hours ago

Originally posted by nova:
Originally posted by Acetyl:
Taylor Swift is a man. Like Michelle Obama.

Are you saying Taylor Swift is Michelle Obama?

No. but it wouldn't surprise me... after all, Obama played the role of Osama Bin Laden

Last edited by Acetyl; 15 hours ago

Fake 15 hours ago

Originally posted by Acetyl:
Taylor Swift is a man. Like Michelle Obama.

. . . . wait, so her song about shaking it off was about using the toilet!?

Acetyl 15 hours ago

Originally posted by Fake:
Originally posted by Acetyl:
Taylor Swift is a man. Like Michelle Obama.
. . . . wait, so her song about shaking it off was about using the toilet!?

The unseen, made seen. In plain sight all along.