Here we go again
From heroes to villains
Used to be your Romeo
But we both were jilted
A couple of times
So we had a slippery slope
To deal with
But still it gave me hope
That we'd get through it together
A severed earlobe
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-E lope
Was way dope but
What kind of lengths should I go?
Had to pull a Van Gogh
Just to convince a damn ho
To be a housewife who outright lies
I'm blackout drunk
'cause she's gettin' blackout high
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
She's just about my size
Hit me in the balls twice
Guys, when someone you die for
Sticks a steak knife in your heart
Do you try more?
Another late night in
She stumbles through my door
And lets the daylight in
And all we do's fight more
And I ain't violent
But she's goin' through my drawers
To plant the K-Y in
I'm gettin' accused by a ♥♥♥♥♥
And I'm agoraphobic
Who has probably screwed five more guys
Sucked eight? Nine men?
I'm takin' two by fours
To our eight by tens
♥♥♥♥♥, if it's you I tore
Out the frame I win
Put up a new high score
And beat this game I'm in
And here's some two-ply for
When you see your friends
In order to wipe your ass
When you moved your bowels
When we renewed our vows
This the thanks I get?
I'm waitin' for the day
I can hear you say
"Dylan, what a skank I've been."
There's a new guy
I've been replaced by him
Got your tubes tied for him
Got that boob job for him
Hurts me to my core
But the pain I'm in
After you I swore
To make the gray skies end
Here come the rays like when
You get a pay hike, and
Am I the good guy, or
Do I just play like him
And hope that he dumps you?
It's like a dream come true
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHANCE AT YOU!
Guess you take life in
The same way you play dice then
'Cause you just look at me
And roll them little snakes eyes in