500 cigarettes

Originally posted by om namo:

500 cigarettes

i quit so i chew gum or drink milk and garlic if i have to

i go for a walk

I just remember the time Natalie Reynolds was seen crying outside TikTok headquarters. It always brings a smile on my face, tbh.

I ask my girlfriend to insult me

i fall down to the ground and begin erratically seizing, making contact with higher powers so they can grant me fragments of strength

I wither and shrink like a torn leaf. You must exercise caution. Consuming such high quantities of caffeine, stimulants, and sugar can lead to heart problems, irreversible damage to your pancreas and liver, and may even induce a coma. The uncontrolled consumption of energy drinks presents a significant health hazard.

Are you that character from Don't Starve?

I used to get smashed and then go looking for a group of people to fight. But I am more chilled now on medication.

Originally posted by trash nyan:

what do you do?

Nothing.

Originally posted by Acetyl:

Are you that character from Don't Starve?

wat

Originally posted by trash nyan:

Originally posted by Acetyl:

Are you that character from Don't Starve?

wat

https://dontstarve.fandom.com/wiki/Willow

20 million beers
or i take a warm shower then a nice nap

Perhaps you have a fiber deficiency? Maybe if you tried some whole grains instead of energy drinks it would help?

Originally posted by Acetyl:

Originally posted by trash nyan:

wat

https://dontstarve.fandom.com/wiki/Willow

nope

Originally posted by redeyes:

20 million beers
or i take a warm shower then a nice nap

are you drunk now

Originally posted by President Rabies:

Perhaps you have a fiber deficiency? Maybe if you tried some whole grains instead of energy drinks it would help?

no I eat lots of fiber