What if Valve was japanese.

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Rootbeer 7 Jan, 2015 @ 11:28am

What if Valve was japanese.

20:16 - Niko the Bosnian™: Imagine if Valve was a Japanese company.....
20:16 - Niko the Bosnian: Don't
20:16 - Niko the Bosnian: plz
20:16 - Niko the Bosnian™: I already did,too slow
20:16 - Niko the Bosnian: 2slow4u
20:18 - Niko the Bosnian: I am gabe newell, gimme your games so I can sell them
20:18 - Niko the Bosnian™: Team Fortress 2 would be called "Mina wa fortoesu ga daisuki nandayo"
20:18 - Niko the Bosnian™: All the characters would look horrible and all'd be female
20:18 - Niko the Bosnian™: Also they'd have awfull voices
20:19 - Niko the Bosnian™: And hats would be replaced by breast implants

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chibilibi 7 Jan, 2015 @ 11:31am

Team Fortress 2 would be "Everyone Loves Fortresses"?

Sparse Dunes 7 Jan, 2015 @ 11:32am

スッカウトくん～

Cat 7 Jan, 2015 @ 12:04pm

I'd love that because Valve is pretty good at bringing in more developers and more games on to their platform. We'd get more Japanese games. I want em! I want Monster Hunter :/ I want God Eater. Valve Plz be Japanese.

Naedmi 7 Jan, 2015 @ 12:10pm

Gabe would be a less jolly guy. And would insist even more on microtransactions. Also, he wouldn't have that nice beard that he does now.

Zespri 7 Jan, 2015 @ 12:11pm

Everything would be Sakura Spirit. Games? Sakura Spirit. The market? Sakura Spirit. Forums? Sakura Spirit. Everything.

BOBTHEMAGICDRAGON 7 Jan, 2015 @ 12:55pm

Tentacle porn of ambiguously legal girls.

Sylveonica 7 Jan, 2015 @ 1:01pm

Half Life 6 would be out, and a Full Life spin off

COW 7 Jan, 2015 @ 1:20pm

reminds me of LoL

Itsy bitsy Usitka 7 Jan, 2015 @ 1:25pm

Halfu-laifu 2: episode 3: I hope G-senpai notices me

Swegkart64 7 Jan, 2015 @ 3:11pm

Then America would have Half-Life 2:The Survivor(there was a Japanese arcade game called HL2:Survivor) and it would be more like that Half-Life 2 we know,with minor-major changes.

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