🍔 The USA has the BEST SCHOOLS! Our schools are SO GOOD they are just like CALL OF DUTY LOBBIES! Some schools can even afford VINTAGE TEXTBOOKS FROM 30 YEARS AGO! You EUROPOORS can't even afford guns for your kids to bring to school! 🔫

🍔 You don't see over 350 million civilian-owned guns in EUROPE, do you? We have so many guns that even mom and pop could run over EUROPE shorter than it would take for them to admit that it's called soccer and not football.

🍔 America is a bastion of FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY. It has so much FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY that we even spread it across the world! We did it with Cuba in 1898 and Chile in 1973, and we're spreading SO MUCH FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY in the middle east right now! YEEEE HAAAW! 🤠

🍔 I'm so patrotic, that even my PISS is RED, WHITE, AND BLUE! Or it was, until I went to an RED BLOODED 🇲🇾AMERICAN🇲🇾 hospital. Unlike you EUROPOORS, We 🦅AMERICANS 🦅 can afford to PAY for our healthcare upfront! You might not even have to sell your house!

🍔 Why spend money constructing housing or funding "free healthcare" when WE CAN BUILD MORE TANKS AND BOMBS! America has the #1 BEST MILITARY in the world! Europoors don't understand that there are SO MANY COUNTRIES who HATE AMERICA. That's why we've been at war for MOST OF OUR EXISTANCE. Our veterans are constantly walking down the streets bald eagle screeching in AMERICAN PRIDE!

🍔 We AMERICANS eat the best food on the plannet. Kentucky Fried Chicken, McDonalds, Burger King, Spray Cheese, Mayo and Peanut Butter Sandwiches. OUR FOOD IS THE BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD!

🍔 I LOVE FEET! And in America WE USE OUR GOD-GIVEN IMPERIAL SYSTEM! Europoors and maple syrup drinkers will NEVER convince me to understand what a "centi meter" is.

🍔 WE 🇱🇷AMERICANS🇱🇷 Single-handedly defeated COMMUNISM, FASCISM, AND MONARCHISM! We defeated the NAZIS alone through AMERICAN BRAIN and the All-American D-Day invasions!

🍔 Walking, Cycling? That's for EURPOORS! Our cites are designed EXCLUSIVELY TO MAXIMIZE MOTOR TRAFFIC! A bald eagle once told George Washington that the more parking lots you build, the faster we defeat the british!