What did the car salesman do to your family?

Who?

Let me guess, the car salesman took your sweetroll?

I used to be a car salesman like you, but then I took a 10mm wrench to the knee.

Nah, I've worked with several good ones. The bad ones I met, I just walked away from.

Do you get to the Ferrari dealership very often?
Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

Blame the stupid franchise laws that don’t allow you to purchase directly from the manufacturers.

Depends.
Are they're just doing their job or just in on the scheme?

Kinda like you either hiding behind a level 0/privated profile which is clearly another alt account with the intent to cause trouble or your just lost and don't know what to do with your life, so you resort to posting sh*tposts in the hopes that you'll find meaning out of a unfulfilled life.

Still doesn't change the fact that either way you're still a goober on the inside that hasn't been humbled by existential death yet.

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

I used to be a car salesman like you, but then I took a 10mm wrench to the knee.

LOL

Electric scooters on the sidewalks.

That's what's really evil.

all car salesmen should be voiced by the late phil hartman

Blocked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtQJnliOCBQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1MkXHNSVgs

The dealer hooked me up. I did the math, right? And it cost me 700 dollars a month for this ride and I get paid 600 dollars every 2 weeks. I got this!!!

Rua dealer?