Tutorial and incredibly slow, highly telegraphed attacks.

Gabe newel level 20?

meat cleric, scion of the great ones. hemokinesis powers and power over masses of writhing flesh.

Oprindeligt skrevet af Gracey Face:

Tutorial and incredibly slow, highly telegraphed attacks.

So, the average intro souls-like boss?

Oprindeligt skrevet af eram:

Gabe newel level 20?

I guess we got a serious challenger here.

Oprindeligt skrevet af salamander:

meat cleric, scion of the great ones. hemokinesis powers and power over masses of writhing flesh.

I'm fairly sure your usual weirdness would keep players at bay. They would most likely come overprepared.

But, you will prevail! The salamender cannot fail.

The level where the boss is on a tiny bridge and you must cross but the boss is a tiny yorkie who’s trying to nip ya on the leg into the pit below which is filled with, you guessed it, a gnashing mash of Yorkies down below!

Watch your step!

Oprindeligt skrevet af Sarge the Doggo, Tone Watch:

The level where the boss is on a tiny bridge and you must cross but the boss is a tiny yorkie who’s trying to nip ya on the leg into the pit below which is filled with, you guessed it, a gnashing mash of Yorkies down below!

Watch your step!

OOOF

EVIL

Oprindeligt skrevet af Thermal Lance:

Oprindeligt skrevet af salamander:

meat cleric, scion of the great ones. hemokinesis powers and power over masses of writhing flesh.

I'm fairly sure your usual weirdness would keep players at bay. They would most likely come overprepared.

But, you will prevail! The salamender cannot fail.

all meat becomes one with the mass, it is all consumed. begetting yet more meat from the pile. the heroes will fall.

Okay, my turn.

I'd be one of those bosses with overexposed weakpoints which you have to shoot to destroy me. I'd be around level 10.

My specific gimmick would be introducing a new combat style by forcing the protagonist into a cook-off showdown.

My special attack is reaching for the pancetta and rendering that into a crispy and adding liquid smoke for some extra flavour to my homing missile burgers. And you can only parry those with a non-stick pan.

i'm just chilling and don't have any combat animations, but you have to listen to my really long, uninteresting anecdote that seems at first like it might be relevant to the plot, but it's just garbage because i was originally going to be part of a cancelled DLC.
Lvl 5 | 33 HP | Drops: [1x Casio wristwatch] [1x Adidas running shoes]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Thermal Lance:

Okay, my turn.

I'd be one of those bosses with overexposed weakpoints which you have to shoot to destroy me. I'd be around level 10.

also known as the "capcom boss". the glowing weak points of tumours or undulating bulbs coloured a neon orange or yellow.

I'm the only one that's even mentioned a video game boss. I don't even think most of you here even work in gaming industry let alone manage a company

Oprindeligt skrevet af Thermal Lance:

If you suddently became a videogame boss. What level would you be and what would be your specific gimmick?
Title.

Just a random lvl 1 skeleton during phase 1. During phase 2 i'll be a Lichlord that can summon and enhance all the bosses & regular enemies you killed through all the game (may your RAM, CPU & GPU rest in peace, if the game is unoptimized), in a gigantic graveyard post some long forgotten war. During phase 3 (if you don't get rid of all the enemies in the entire game, on time) The Grim Reaper itself appears on the battlefield, at which point the game turns into a QTE escape sequence.