"u are walking slowly through the forest at night, but suddenly u hear something in the bushes - its an OWLBEAR! starring at u

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MEGA MAN (Banned) 28 Aug @ 4:23am

"u are walking slowly through the forest at night, but suddenly u hear something in the bushes - its an OWLBEAR! starring at u - what will u do?"

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 28 Aug @ 4:25am

>USE SWORD

Fake 28 Aug @ 4:26am

Roll for Initiative!!

MEGA MAN (Banned) 28 Aug @ 4:29am

Originally posted by Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...:
>USE SWORD

"u are useing the SWORD u are carrying with u all the time (rolling a 7) - the OWLBEAR is looking at your SWORD, takeing it out of your hand, putting in into its mouth, chewing it like a bubblegum, and then putting in back in to the palm of your hand - the OWLBEAR! is still starring at u, tbh, it looks kinda hungry."

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Abaddon the Despoiler 28 Aug @ 4:29am

I would throw the stars back.

salamander 28 Aug @ 4:30am

i am also being chased by actual cannibal shia labeouf, so i just have to be a bit faster than the owlbear. then shia will direct his attention on the owlbear instead and i can escape safely

the vampire of time and memory 28 Aug @ 4:31am

Originally posted by MEGA MAN:
Originally posted by Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...:
>USE SWORD

"u are useing the SWORD u are carrying with u all the time (rolling a 7) - the OWLBEAR is looking at your SWORD, takeing it out of your hand, putting in into its mouth, chewing it like a bubblegum, and then putting in back in to the palm of your hand - the OWLBEAR! is still starring at u, tbh, it looks kinda hungry."

where's his roll for the disarm attempt? and I doubt he has improved disarm, so I'd like to roll my attack of opportunity

Last edited by the vampire of time and memory; 28 Aug @ 4:32am

pants 28 Aug @ 4:38am

I wildshape into another owlbear.

steven1mac 28 Aug @ 4:46am

Originally posted by the vampire of time and memory:
Originally posted by MEGA MAN:

"u are useing the SWORD u are carrying with u all the time (rolling a 7) - the OWLBEAR is looking at your SWORD, takeing it out of your hand, putting in into its mouth, chewing it like a bubblegum, and then putting in back in to the palm of your hand - the OWLBEAR! is still starring at u, tbh, it looks kinda hungry."
where's his roll for the disarm attempt? and I doubt he has improved disarm, so I'd like to roll my attack of opportunity

If you fight an owlbear hand to hand, you will be dis-armed.