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What would happen if the US declared war on Canada?
What would happen if the US declared war on Canada?:steamhappy:
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We already have a thread on this and again the u.s loses.

It's not logistically feasible.
Last edited by GrimAtrament; 11 hours ago
I would be quite happy because it would lead to the faster decline of the current world order.
Then Canada would declare war on the US.

But why wasting military equipment an soldiers and soldierinas. trump should focus on annexing japan, since it's defenceless it's a free grab.
Last edited by Donut; 10 hours ago
Simple... the United States would roll in, guns blazing, and then immediately get caught in a 12-hour conversation about the proper way to put maple syrup on pancakes.

Canada would, most likely, surrender... but only after offering the US some "free healthcare" and a free round of curling.

It'd be the only war where both sides come out with more snacks than they went in with.
Last edited by PaulKrawitz; 11 hours ago
. 11 hours ago 
Originally posted by GrimAtrament:
We already have a thread on this and again the u.s loses.

It's not logistically feasible.



The primary reason the United States invaded Canada in 1812 was to pressure Great Britain i
Originally posted by PaulKrawitz:
Simple... the United States would roll in, guns blazing, and then immediately get caught in a 12-hour conversation about the proper way to put maple syrup on pancakes.

Canada would, most likely, surrender... but only after offering the US some "free healthcare" and a free round of curling.

It'd be the only war where both sides come out with more snacks than they went in with.
Canada is responsible for most of the entries in the Geneva convention.

And Canada has given enemy food. With a grenade inside.

Originally posted by .:
Originally posted by GrimAtrament:
We already have a thread on this and again the u.s loses.

It's not logistically feasible.



The primary reason the United States invaded Canada in 1812 was to pressure Great Britain i


Modern logistic day we still lose

All NATO turns on u.s

China and Russia would be all to willing to help destroy the u.s

Mexico would fear being next and attack our other boarder.
We have no manufacturing ability no resources to sustain ourselves.

Our alliances are our biggest strengths and we are deep frying that.

We're talking about a landlocked war. Not sending our military into countries that can't retaliate because we are across the ocean.
Last edited by GrimAtrament; 10 hours ago
without outside influence I couldn't see these two nations at war, and without outside influence the battle between these two, I guess it will be one sided,

if this is going to happen, what would I do? I dont know.

what would I do, if the leaders of these two nation decided to march their people into bottomless pit of war. I really dont know.
Last edited by DoomsDay; 10 hours ago
. 10 hours ago 
Originally posted by GrimAtrament:
Originally posted by PaulKrawitz:
Simple... the United States would roll in, guns blazing, and then immediately get caught in a 12-hour conversation about the proper way to put maple syrup on pancakes.

Canada would, most likely, surrender... but only after offering the US some "free healthcare" and a free round of curling.

It'd be the only war where both sides come out with more snacks than they went in with.
Canada is responsible for most of the entries in the Geneva convention.

And Canada has given enemy food. With a grenade inside.

Originally posted by .:



The primary reason the United States invaded Canada in 1812 was to pressure Great Britain i


Modern logistic day we still lose

All NATO turns on u.s

China and Russia would be all to willing to help destroy the u.s

Mexico would fear being next and attack our other boarder.
We have no manufacturing ability no resources to sustain ourselves.

Our alliances are our biggest strengths and we are deep frying that.

We're talking about a landlocked war. Not sending our military into countries that can't retaliate because we are across the ocean.


:steamhappy:
Originally posted by .:
What would happen if the US declared war on Canada?:steamhappy:
us army and %gdp going to be stuck in canada, canadian will turn similar to mossad and ukrainian, so if once by week you read us energy station blow up you know canadian are behind that, for international i can see russia and china use artic sea path to supply canadian with weapon from drone and sub marine, just look north canada you see so many small island for sub marine to move around

i dont exclude hispanic and democrat assist canadian to kill maga official who turn usa into 3reich
Originally posted by PaulKrawitz:
Simple... the United States would roll in, guns blazing, and then immediately get caught in a 12-hour conversation about the proper way to put maple syrup on pancakes.

Canada would, most likely, surrender... but only after offering the US some "free healthcare" and a free round of curling.

It'd be the only war where both sides come out with more snacks than they went in with.
yeah probably what russia told in 2021 about ukrainian
It would result in a classic case of "handbags at dawn".
. 10 hours ago 
Originally posted by vkobe:
Originally posted by .:
What would happen if the US declared war on Canada?:steamhappy:
us army and %gdp going to be stuck in canada, canadian will turn similar to mossad and ukrainian, so if once by week you read us energy station blow up you know canadian are behind that, for international i can see russia and china use artic sea path to supply canadian with weapon from drone and sub marine, just look north canada you see so many small island for sub marine to move around

i dont exclude hispanic and democrat assist canadian to kill maga official who turn usa into 3reich


Canada got the best soliders
20 years of occupation and assimilation would suck, but there might be enough Canadians to be able teach the US the metric system during that time.
Your mom would happen
I think canada would be defeated very quickly. But minions of morgoth dont fight eachother.
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