Adulting: DLC nobody asked for

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ʜɪɢʜꜱᴏᴄɪᴇᴛᴇᴀ 20 Aug @ 3:37pm

Hear me out.

Remember when you thought being an adult meant freedom? Surprise: it mostly means bills, anxiety, and pretending you have your life together on Instagram.

You’ll spend 30 minutes deciding what to cook, 30 seconds regretting and spending $7 on a latte, and the rest of the week wondering if anyone else is just as confused. Pro tip: they are. Everyone’s just faking confidence while secretly crying over laundry.

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Swarmfly 20 Aug @ 3:38pm

To be fair, an air fryer and a means to make coffee reasonably cheap at home do rather make things easier.

Gammy 20 Aug @ 3:38pm

Only if you fall into the mid curve, if you're competitive and always seeking to win -- adulthood won't suck. I'm the living example, my life is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome even as a 24 year old.

Gammy 20 Aug @ 3:39pm

Mediocrity comes with consequences, it's that simple.

Under there 20 Aug @ 3:42pm

Make your bed and brush your teeth and take a shower

ʜɪɢʜꜱᴏᴄɪᴇᴛᴇᴀ 20 Aug @ 3:48pm

Originally posted by Beltneck:
Anyone who uses Instagram for communication is going to have a hard time convincing me they're an adult. An adult worth hiring anyway.

I can see why Instagram users might fail your test.

Grendalcat 20 Aug @ 3:50pm

Freedom includes the freedom to fail. Then you try again until you succeed.🌞

Pierce Dalton 20 Aug @ 3:52pm

It's not a dlc, it's the longest and hardest level.

Pierce Dalton 20 Aug @ 3:52pm

Originally posted by Gammy:
Only if you fall into the mid curve, if you're competitive and always seeking to win -- adulthood won't suck. I'm the living example, my life is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome even as a 24 year old.

You wouldn't be here if that were true.

Gammy 20 Aug @ 3:54pm

Originally posted by Pierce Dalton:
Originally posted by Gammy:
Only if you fall into the mid curve, if you're competitive and always seeking to win -- adulthood won't suck. I'm the living example, my life is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome even as a 24 year old.

You wouldn't be here if that were true.

I'm the exception to the rule on these forums, it's not that deep. This is the only forum which I respect.

Pierce Dalton 20 Aug @ 3:55pm

Originally posted by Gammy:
Originally posted by Pierce Dalton:

You wouldn't be here if that were true.
I'm the exception to the rule on these forums, it's not that deep. This is the only forum which I respect.

I mean, someone with an awesome life would have better things to do, no? It's not that deep

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Gammy 20 Aug @ 3:56pm

Originally posted by Pierce Dalton:
Originally posted by Gammy:
I'm the exception to the rule on these forums, it's not that deep. This is the only forum which I respect.

I mean, someone with an awesome life would have better things to do, no? It's not that deep :be_crazy:

I've done them the entire day, now at 2am I'm doing this. 😊

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vkobe 20 Aug @ 3:56pm

Originally posted by ʜɪɢʜꜱᴏᴄɪᴇᴛᴇᴀ:
Hear me out.

Remember when you thought being an adult meant freedom? Surprise: it mostly means bills, anxiety, and pretending you have your life together on Instagram.

You’ll spend 30 minutes deciding what to cook, 30 seconds regretting and spending $7 on a latte, and the rest of the week wondering if anyone else is just as confused. Pro tip: they are. Everyone’s just faking confidence while secretly crying over laundry.

it only take me 2 minutes to chose what i cook 😉

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