Originally posted by ʜɪɢʜꜱᴏᴄɪᴇᴛᴇᴀ:

This reads like a geopolitical roast

Originally posted by Fake:

I'm pretty sure that posting on Steam OT isn't going to do anything about it.

Originally posted by A SIMPLE COUNTRY LAWYER:

Originally posted by Fake:

I'm pretty sure that posting on Steam OT isn't going to do anything about it.

I don't know. Most people are over here rather than being where it matters.

Originally posted by Original Cast Recording:

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem delendam esse [/quote]
ROMANI ITE DOMUM - Ummm!

Originally posted by HypersleepyNaputunia:

Dis is gud stuff

Originally posted by Råb!d:

But what about the Kardashians? Aren't they doing something important?!

Originally posted by HypersleepyNaputunia:

Thailand has elevated from smile to frown

Originally posted by A SIMPLE COUNTRY LAWYER:

The Americans thanks to their media telling them diddly ♥♥♥♥ as usual remain blissfully unaware of the real situation so are enjoying doing American Things and waiting to see what happens. For this reason their threat levels remain in contingency as "Rewrite History" and "Take the Credit"


The English have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Russia have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbor” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

A final thought – “Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC”.”