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Bassturd (Banned) 10 Jul @ 2:29pm
Does God Poop?
If we're all made in his image, then surely he eats and poop's, right?

Does his poop have magical powers?

Do you think it smells like strawberry's?
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Originally posted by JOKER🏳️‍🌈:
I recommend reading Les Chants de Maldoror by Comte de Lautréamont. It has a vivid depiction of God eating:

"God sat upon a throne inlaid with excrement and gold, his feet submerged in a boiling pool of blood. Around him swam and drowned tortured souls. In his hands he held the corpse of a man, which he was devouring, his maw tearing into flesh while others flailed helplessly about him in the red sea."

So yeah, I guess you could say he poops both excrement and gold, or maybe he just poops excrement, and the throne was originally made of gold.

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Diogenes the Cynic 10 Jul @ 2:39pm 
If god is all knowing, he knows what it feels like to coax a meaty load from me down the back of his throat while I stroke his head and call him a good boy. So yeah he poops.
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Honey Bun 10 Jul @ 2:45pm 
No he does not. Our Supreme Leader Kim Jung Un does not poop either. He is too powerful for such trivial things.
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Drain 10 Jul @ 2:52pm 
It's called a meteor. Btw, type that into google and watch what happens. That's one of the magic trick words. Another is "do a barrel roll."
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Pierce Dalton 10 Jul @ 3:14pm 
Yes, humans are his poop.
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JOKER🏳️‍🌈 10 Jul @ 3:36pm 
I recommend reading Les Chants de Maldoror by Comte de Lautréamont. It has a vivid depiction of God eating:

"God sat upon a throne inlaid with excrement and gold, his feet submerged in a boiling pool of blood. Around him swam and drowned tortured souls. In his hands he held the corpse of a man, which he was devouring, his maw tearing into flesh while others flailed helplessly about him in the red sea."

So yeah, I guess you could say he poops both excrement and gold, or maybe he just poops excrement, and the throne was originally made of gold.

Mark as answer and move on.
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Bassturd (Banned) 10 Jul @ 5:42pm 
Hard to disagree with such wax poetic imagery.
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Husky 14 Jul @ 9:42pm 
No god does not exist
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Acetyl 14 Jul @ 9:45pm 
Chamber of guf.
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( ( < < <20🤖1> > > ) ) 14 Jul @ 10:10pm 
has anyone questioned the poop and urine of jesus.....
is there anything fantastic growing
where he went to the toilet....

the spirit lives on... or does it...
Last edited by ( ( < < <20🤖1> > > ) ); 14 Jul @ 10:13pm
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Zoe 23 Oct @ 5:37pm 
This thread was quite old before the recent post, so we're locking it to prevent confusion.
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