Easy. Don't use protection

Donald’s parents can tell you.

Step 1. Do something intentionally unintentionally

you already have created one by entering this absolute car crash of a website

What kind of accident? You looking to get someone whacked, or you looking to get rich? Cause I know a guy, he hangs out in the alley out behind the ah, the ah, the old supply store. Yeah, you know the one.

I'm an accident. Can't say I'm thrilled about it.

Don't use parchment paper when cooking, good luck getting the pie or whatever you made out of the casserole.

deep fry frozen foods

It's a riddle, right?

I mean, I don't think you can. An accident is something that you can't create organically or consciously want to have happen, and they are random

Originally posted by Mr. Smiles:

Easy. Don't use protection

no need for protection I can't get pregnant anyways

Originally posted by Lady Miquella:

Originally posted by Mr. Smiles:

Easy. Don't use protection

no need for protection I can't get pregnant anyways

u r trans?

I think if you get super drunk and use some power tools there is a high likelihood of accidents happening. Another way to do this would be to intentionally get someone drunk, invite them back to your house for more drinking, then start using power tools. Or I dunno buy a tattoo gun.

Originally posted by Neuro:

I think if you get super drunk and use some power tools there is a high likelihood of accidents happening. Another way to do this would be to intentionally get someone drunk, invite them back to your house for more drinking, then start using power tools. Or I dunno buy a tattoo gun.

I am already drunk but nobody around to finish the job properly

Ohhhhh....okay.

Bring them to a tall balcony with a terribly built railing and toss a coin somewhere.

They'll go "huh?" And in hitman 3 they'll go for the coin money every time

You can also use banana peels

drop banana peel in busy hallway