Make mald liquor.

Originally posted by Wild Child:

Make mald liquor.

Nobody would drink it, because then they'd become hairless as a result.

If you've no suggestion for a 'real cure', then clearly you're 'part of the problem'.

The cure is to be in control of your own feelings. Your thoughts and emotions are the only things you have absolute control over, but if you don't control them, someone else will. You decide how you react to what you see and experience. Even impulse can be changed with work over time. But there's that word that triggers everyone here, 'work'. Sad but true, most anything in life worth having requires some work to have.

Originally posted by Wild Child:

Sad but true, most anything in life worth having requires some work to have.

IMO, the right to having top scalp hair shouldn't require lifting a finger.

Likewise, becoming infuriated by reading Steam comments (etc) should not deteriorate that hair in any way, shape or form.

I mean, it's just one of the byproducts of stress. If you stress over anything your hair might fall out, you might get wrinkles or high blood pressure. But stressing over dumb stuff people say is just silly. And most of the dumb stuff people say on here is just stuff they heard their parents say, or somebody told them to say. So, really, they don't even know what they're saying more often than not.

Originally posted by Wild Child:

I mean, it's just one of the byproducts of stress.

I think we've found someone here who has never got mald.

It is not a byproduct of stress, it is byproduct of anger/middle age and being male.

*shakes fist* Good god...!! I've just lost 500 hairs from reading your own replies to this topic!

Ahhhhhh!!

does malding require being mad about being bald, or just mad in general.
Like a Mad General.

Originally posted by Plaid:

does malding require being mad about being bald, or just mad in general.

At a minimum it requires some very smug young male 'quipping' that you're 'mald' because you're not 'gitting gud' at whatever 'gime' is being discussed, with however much verbal tact you can muster.

That dramatically deteriorates the condition 'in general'.

Cute, but anger and middle age are stress. You don't have to have that. You have a lot in your life to be happy with, you shouldn't focus on things that make you unhappy. You don't wanna end up posting political topics, do you? Because that's what happens when you get too drunk on that mald liquor. It's like the whole going hollow in Dark Souls thing. The mind just decays and the humanity is gone and you become a puppet for rich people who don't know or care who you are.

Originally posted by Wild Child:

Cute, but anger and middle age are stress.

Just bought the irestore elite for 3.5k.

Looking at the manual here... 'Shining red light on your scalp will regrow any lost hair - please pay us several thousand for this advanced machine, thx'.

Seems legit.

Goodbye mald if you've got some red light shining on your scalp. And don't tell me you can get red light from placing some red crep paper over a light - that's not red light, cheers

Originally posted by TapewormJim (TJ):

Originally posted by Wild Child:

Cute, but anger and middle age are stress.

Just bought the irestore elite for 3.5k.

Looking at the manual here... 'Shining red light on your scalp will regrow any lost hair - please pay us several thousand for this advanced machine, thx'.

Seems legit.

Goodbye mald if you've got some red light shining on your scalp. And don't tell me you can get red light from placing some red crep paper over a light - that's not red light, cheers

What a genius product. But why not just get a nice wig?

Originally posted by Wild Child:

What a genius product. But why not just get a nice wig?

Already tried the wig. Walked down town.

Some young guy 'yo, you mald bro? Because that ain't no real hair fam'.

What the hell does 'fam' even mean?

This is why I'm banking on red light. I'm sick of this. I'm angry about it.

Originally posted by Wild Child:

Fam is just something fatiguers say. They don't even know what it means. And you should always cross the street to avoid those.

I'll bear that in mind...

Originally posted by Breathe:

It wasn't malding so much as literally getting poison pumped into my body in order to kill the other poison that was, well, killing me. SCIENCE!

I also told myself these same lies but really if your eyebrows and eyelashes also fell out, then that is malding.

You were obviously angry. Come on, let's not get 'above' ourselves here - it is what it is.

There's no shame in it.

However it does look like crap. And women prefer men who are not mald.

Originally posted by Breathe:

Originally posted by TapewormJim (TJ):

There's no shame in it.

Oh I'm not ashamed of having battled cancer. That's why I said what I said. [insert applicable gif]

Yeah I got that from reading back over the comment - I should probably give more 'credence' to what's written on Steam, instead of scan-reading the stuff and assuming it's silly dross *ahem*. Good to hear you beat it.

But mald is mald.

Your hair doesn't grow back after mald, even if you 'calm down' afterwards.

It's gone.