Whatever it takes to keep the world elite supplied with giant tortoise pineal glads, I suppose.

Finally some good news

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

Whatever it takes to keep the world elite supplied with giant tortoise pineal glads, I suppose.

Since you are making such a claim, is that something you have experience with?

Originally posted by CanisterGaming2137:

Finally some good news

It is indeed good news.
So are you going to answer some of the other questions?

You hear that? Giant tortoise soup is back on the menu, boys!

Originally posted by Master of Off Topic:

You hear that? Giant tortoise soup is back on the menu, boys!

Next time they might revive the Dodo

Originally posted by AdahnGorion:

Originally posted by CanisterGaming2137:

Finally some good news

It is indeed good news.
So are you going to answer some of the other questions?

My lawyer tells me not to

It would be much easier and more effective to just, y'know, stop decimating every habitat we can get our hands on. But then where, oh where would poor industry do its land exploitation? 😭

No, it's clearly much more efficient to develop an overcomplicated and expensive technology that will never generate a population sufficient to re-habitate the wild areas (which no longer exist).

But hey, at least we will still be able to gawk at a few chronically depressed specimens in zoos as "proof" that they aren't *technically* extinct. Hooray, planet saved! 🌍✨

Originally posted by OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle:

It would be much easier and more effective to just, y'know, stop decimating every habitat we can get our hands on. But then where, oh where would poor industry do its land exploitation? 😭

Sir, how else am i supposed to pay for my 10'th yaht?

Originally posted by CanisterGaming2137:

Originally posted by AdahnGorion:

It is indeed good news.
So are you going to answer some of the other questions?

My lawyer tells me not to

Fair enough.

I don’t thin incubation means what you think it means.

Originally posted by $2 Hero:

I don’t thin incubation means what you think it means.

I do (if you refer to the dodo, that was a joke, to another persons jest, because the dodo is tasty)

Save all the endangered species (except for bad ones that put ecosystems or even human lives in danger)

Originally posted by AdahnGorion:

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

Whatever it takes to keep the world elite supplied with giant tortoise pineal glads, I suppose.

Since you are making such a claim, is that something you have experience with?

Nope. Can't say I've ever been able to afford adrenochrome therapy.

Originally posted by Maximus10113X:

Save all the endangered species (except for bad ones that put ecosystems or even human lives in danger)

I don´t think any animals are a danger to us, we are all a danger to them however.
It is too costly to ask people to not get cheap ikea furniture etc. So we can´t just stop ruining their habitats.. but saving them and putting them in a zoo... that will most likely be the way.