any advice on how to eat five hundred apples?

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Nülliflower 12 Oct @ 6:44am

just wondering...

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Lime 12 Oct @ 6:46am

start an orchard

Haruspex 12 Oct @ 6:47am

One apple at a time.

Sixtyfivekills 12 Oct @ 6:48am

Get a kitchen gajick that cuts the middle portion of the apple.

DarkCrystalMethod 12 Oct @ 6:48am

Eat one a day for up to 100 days, until the pile goes bad.
But why would you do this?

Nülliflower 12 Oct @ 6:49am

Originally posted by Lime:
start an orchard

i know how to get the apples, it's just eating that many seems like an arduous task.

St✩rlight 12 Oct @ 6:49am

Swallow them whole

Reddari 12 Oct @ 6:50am

Mush it all up and mix it real well. You may get a piece from any of the 500 at once.

Alternatively...

Be a whale.

Nülliflower 12 Oct @ 6:50am

Originally posted by St✩rlight:
Swallow them whole

they might get stuck in my throat though...

Nülliflower 12 Oct @ 6:52am

Originally posted by Sixtyfivekills:
Get a kitchen gajick that cuts the middle portion of the apple.

why would you need a special contraption for that? a knife seems adequate. might get a bit blunt after a while so probably a whetstone would help as well but that's good enough.

76561197960377633 12 Oct @ 6:55am

“If you wish to eat five hundred apples, you must first invent the universe.”
― Carl Sagan

Last edited by mare; 12 Oct @ 6:58am

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St✩rlight 12 Oct @ 6:55am

Originally posted by Nülliflower:
Originally posted by St✩rlight:
Swallow them whole
they might get stuck in my throat though...

Imagine how they would feel in your stomach so much power and vitamin c overdose

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Lime 12 Oct @ 7:13am

Originally posted by Nülliflower:
Originally posted by Lime:
start an orchard
i know how to get the apples, it's just eating that many seems like an arduous task.

why the commitment?

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Reddari 12 Oct @ 7:15am

Originally posted by mare:
“If you wish to eat five hundred apples, you must first invent the universe.”
― Carl Sagan

How can people still listen to this guy if he says something so dumb logically unsound?

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Nülliflower 12 Oct @ 7:15am

Originally posted by Lime:
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
i know how to get the apples, it's just eating that many seems like an arduous task.
why the commitment?

i'm an apple seed collector. i collect apple seeds.

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Nülliflower 12 Oct @ 7:16am

Originally posted by Reddari:
Originally posted by mare:
“If you wish to eat five hundred apples, you must first invent the universe.”
― Carl Sagan

How can people still listen to this guy if he says something so dumb logically unsound?

idk, sounds pretty logical to me. can't eat apples if the universe doesn't exist.

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