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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
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It better not be a rotten one
Because the price of eggs ain't funny.
Eggxactly
Because the chicken will cross the road if they do.
o 3 hours ago 
If they're honest about themselves people will find out they're gay.
Tee hee
you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette though. if you prefer, you could also electrocute them to make an ohmlette.
eggstatic
Yeah eggs have it bad. They can't use radios to talk either because they'd be scrambled.
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