Trying to think of life horror scenarios that don't risk anyone's life in danger where if you go through the fear you get rewarded.

But if you don't go through with it.... you'll just be put onto a list of people who don't want to read absurdly long books... or... don't want to go reading a probably bad love story made in 2005.

...Btw if you do go through with it just know it's about 9 hours and 4 minutes to read.
Results may vary.

Or you can watch the entire Twilight films and sequels and get a measly 10 dollars instead cause people on OT are allergic to reading to the point where reading is basically an exorcism to their souls.

I hate reading as much as anyone else but it is a necessary evil in order to learn.
...Something that my attention span needs to relearn and rewire back on.

...Or you can say **** that and just go about your business and denounce to the world that you fear a badly written love story made in 2005 which appealed to edgy teens because better love story than twilight was a meme and when you realize why it was funny... then you understand why it can be considered a form of torture when you gotta read something that might take over 9 hours.

...I'll try to find something else for this spooky month discussions of festivities.
Cause i'm still learning to draw hands, feet, and a small but cute fluffy spider... that can shock you.

Literally.