80's TV Battle Royale

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Lobster Moth 5 hours ago

Fifty 80's tv characters turn up for a Battle Royale.

1. 'Hannibal' Smith

3. Faceman (A-Team)

6. Angus MacGuyver (MacGuyver)
7. David Banner (The Incredible Hulk)
8. Dominic Santini
9. Stringfellow Hawke (Airwolf)
10. Walter Nebicher (Automan)

14. Kelly Garrett
15. Jill Munroe
16. Sabrina Duncan
17. Charlie Townsend
18. Kris Munroe
19. Tiffany Welles
20. Julie Rogers
21. John Bosley (Charlie's Angels)
22. Rex Smith (Street Hawk)
23. Spenser (Spenser For Hire)
24. Hawk (A Man Called Hawk)
25. Crockett
26. Tubbs (Miami Vice
27. Christine Cagney
28. Mary Beth Lacey (Cagney and Lacey)

30. David Starksy (Starsky and Hutch)

32. Jonathan Chase (Manimal)

35. Colt Seavers (The Fall Guy)

37. AJ Simon (Simon and Simon)
38. Jon Baker
39. Frank 'Ponch' Poncharello (Chips)
40. Dorothy Zbornak
41. Blanche Devereaux
42. Rose Nylund
43. Sophia Petrillo (The Golden Girls)

45. Bobby Ewing (Dallas)

47. Laverne
48. Shirley (Laverne and Shirley)
49. Mork (Mork and Mindy)

As it's a Battle Royale rather than a Royal Rumble, all characters start simultaneously. Every post, tell us about how a character is eliminated until we get down to the winner. Tag teaming is allowed.

No consecutive posts.

If you ever wanted to know how Automan would fare against Manimal or the Golden Girls would fare against Charlie's Angels, now is the time.

And if Sophia Petrillo doesn't win this whole thing by bodyslamming the Hulk, there is no justice.

Eliminated:

50. Miss Piggy (eliminated by Sam Beckett).
33. Bo Duke (Blanche Devereaux)
2. Howling Mad Murdoch (Airwolf)
11. Sam Beckett (Al Calavicci)
36. Rick Simon (Ponch)
4. BA Baracas (ALF/Self elimination) Not looking good for The A-Team
13. Thomas Magnum (Sophia Petrillo)
46. The Fonz (MacGuyver)
5. Michael Knight (David Banner/The Incredible Hulk)
29. TJ Hooker (Rose Nylund)
31. Kenneth Hutch (Dorothy Zbornak) Golden Girls absolutely cleaning house here.
34. Luke Duke (David Banner/The Incredible Hulk) Dukes of Hazzard are gone.
44. JR Ewing (Mork)
12. Al Calavicci (MacGuyver)

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XxTTHREExX 5 hours ago

Miss Piggy is defeated when Sam Becket leaps into her & makes her unalive herself.

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Abaddon the Despoiler 4 hours ago

By the power of Grey Skull, where is He Man?

Lobster Moth 4 hours ago

Originally posted by Abaddon the Despoiler:
By the power of Grey Skull, where is He Man?

Saving himself for the animation Battle Royale coming next.

An Irate Walrus 4 hours ago

Bo Duke dies of a massive myocardial infarction--but grinning like a madman--under the energetic attentions of Blanche Devereaux.

Lobster Moth 4 hours ago

Pilot extraordinaire Howling Mad Murdoch flies his helicopter straight at Airwolf. Airwolf is armed. Murdoch is not. Murdoch goes down to earth in a fireball and the A-Team is one down.

XxTTHREExX 4 hours ago

Sam Becket is eliminated when Al Calavicci feeds him the wrong information from Ziggy.

Did I say go left? I meant right. 😂

HypersleepyNaputunia 4 hours ago

Ponch arrests simon for breaking law

Vamp 4 hours ago

B.A. Barracus jumps out of the ring and disqualifies himself when he gets heckled by ALF from ringside, but ALF being the coward that he is blames Willie Tanner who gets beaten up by B.A.

An Irate Walrus 4 hours ago

Sophia Petrillo manages bore Thomas Magnum into a stupor with stories of Sicily; using his momentarily defenseless state to her advantage, she shaves off his stache.

Magnum awakens to find himself facing a small hand mirror propped up on the table. The nudity of his upper lip sends him into a spiral of despair, and after cranking out a will on an old napkin leaving everything to Higgins, he pilots his chopper into the side of Mount Kilauea.

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=J.DAY= THE TERMINATOR 2 4 hours ago

ai....

🏆 Winner: Sophia Petrillo 🏆

Because in the end, brute strength and genius both fall to the sheer force of elderly Sicilian spite and a handbag that defies the laws of physics.

Yes, you may now post the winner.
Give her the glory she deserves.
#TeamSophiaForever 💥💅👜

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XxTTHREExX 4 hours ago

After killing the Fonz with a paper clip shot from a rubber band after picking the lock on a door with his trusty Swiss Army knife, Fonzy’s dying words to Macguyver was “heyyy”.

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HypersleepyNaputunia 4 hours ago

Hulk smash kit car

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Lobster Moth 4 hours ago

Rose Nylund tells TJ Hooker a story about a fish. TJ Hooker laughs so hard his corset breaks and his wig falls off. Unable to take the shame, Hooker shoots himself.

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An Irate Walrus 4 hours ago

Hutch makes the critical mistake of being an open bigot in Dorothy Zbornak's presence. Drawing on all of her righteous indignation--and 6' in height--she verbally shreds him to the point that his soul is no longer able to cling to his flesh robot, and thus is the surprising tolerance of an 80s sitcom demonstrated as the nuclear option of network TV.

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