[SEARCHING WORK] Anyone hiring?

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Not a Vampire 6 hours ago

- Well-versed in ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude
- I rap in my free time and I have a good flow
- I can kind of draw? Using my keyboard, by typing words.
- My hair smells nice (honey shampoo, vanilla too)
- I am very good at brewing, and know many facts about coffee
- I learned makeup with minimal help from my sister
- Have made a handful of highly successful threads on OT such as
- I can do a perfect cloud strife impression

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DutyCallsBackNextYear 6 hours ago

Set up a stall selling coffee from a luxury machine.

BunniBealla 6 hours ago

already mogged on all of this lol uwu

ṼṏẌṏḭḊ 6 hours ago

You’d probably rise through the ranks as a janitor at EA.

Midori 5 hours ago

Can you rap while doing the Cloud Strife impression?

jahpeg 5 hours ago

NAH

Maximus10113X 5 hours ago

Costa would probably like to hire you

o 5 hours ago

Originally posted by Midori:
Can you rap while doing the Cloud Strife impression?

Isn't that just default dancing?

Xero_Daxter 5 hours ago

OP is the type of guy who goes to a job interview….

Employer: What are your skills?
OP: The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of a cell.

TGC> The Games Collector 5 hours ago

I dunno if starbucks is hiring.

salva早晨享用的咖啡 5 hours ago

are able bodied and can stand up and walk?

okay good come to farm or construction site. big business to do always.

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o 4 hours ago

Originally posted by salva早晨享用的咖啡:
are able bodied and can stand up and walk?

okay good come to farm or construction site. big business to do always.

yes, because it's constantly destroying the bodies of everyone involved.

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Shedding Light 4 hours ago

You seem to enjoy creative writing. linkedin says there are 48,000 jobs hiring in that field in the usa.

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HR Department Manager 4 hours ago

Good luck. You and hundreds of others (including cheap-labour immigration) are going to be desperately competing for the same jobs: welcome to the toxic job market; enjoy surviving the economy.

Sorry, let me optimistically get into character:

Erm', we appreciate your interest in the McDonald's-Mitsubishi® Big-Corp Reserve role. Following a lengthy off-site questionnaire process and a quick review from our AI evaluation software of your wagie credentials for a low-rate burger artiste position, we regret to inform you that your profile does not align with the requisite skill set and at least 3 years of a diverse experience matrix for this juncture. This is an automated 'courtesy' notice: we extend our gratitude for wasting your time.

P.S. This was a ghost job—a pre-allocated role to make our hiring metrics look good (lol, RIP bozo). Keep paying for the Baby Boomers retirement.

Last edited by HR Department Manager; 3 hours ago

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Master of Off Topic 4 hours ago

My company is hiring shark tamers. No benefits, insurance, or protective equipment provided. $5 per hour. You start yesterday, as we're quite short staffed.

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