The problem with graveyards

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StyledNebula 16 hours ago

Graveyards are too large these days. Back in my day we just used the corpse for our daily needs such as food or tools. These days people decide that that’s somehow “wrong” and that they want to “respect their relatives”. A “solution” they made was to bury bodies underground in a cemetery. This is the most stupid idea I have ever heard in my many years. First we waste materials and next we waste space? That’s the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing I’ve ever heard. However I have come up with a solution.

Meat cubes.

I was inspired to make this idea by eating meatballs one night for dinner. I thought “If they can make my great grandma into a ball, then why not cubes?”. This is a genius idea because the young-uns these days want their precious graveyards and the smart ones want to save space. By making the deceased into cubes, we can pack more into less space and have more room for actually important stuff while the snowflakes get their corpse dumps. I believe this idea will change how we humans pack bodies forever and that’s why I’m asking only for 15,000,000 dollars to renovate all graveyards in the state of Rhode Island, in return for 10% of my company. Thank you for considering my suggestion.

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Midori 16 hours ago

(〟-_・) ?

talemore 16 hours ago

It was land owned by landlords. Them got paid in the amount of land sold.

Real estate.

Punished Rusty Shackleford 15 hours ago

you know why they build fences around graveyards? people are dying to get in.

This game is FAKE. 15 hours ago

Greedy people be like: "hmmm, we can make lots of money & a living off of the dead!!!!... mwuahh hahahahahaaaa!"

talemore 15 hours ago

There's an underground city of the dead.

o 14 hours ago

around 63% of graveyards are mold nodes.

15% had a dark gate attempt made on their grounds, approximately 6-7% were made before it was turned into a graveyard. 1-5% succeeded in some capacity, leading to national crackdowns on these interests and summary execution of the persons responsible.

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Adversary 14 hours ago

…Necrophagy is still a path to prion disease. Cannibalism is only partially viable if you only eat the really young, as the older one gets the more prions you wind up having. And even then, it is one of the universal taboos in cultures the world over.

A better solution would be to use crematoriums as a means to generate electricity. Of course then, certain really unsavory ideas then start to crop up as viable alternatives that tie into that.

Mostly ones that involve violating other universal taboos that I'm not going to elaborate on because the thought of it makes me physically ill.

StyledNebula 14 hours ago

Originally posted by Adversary:
…Necrophagy is still a path to prion disease. Cannibalism is only partially viable if you only eat the really young, as the older one gets the more prions you wind up having. And even then, it is one of the universal taboos in cultures the world over.

A better solution would be to use crematoriums as a means to generate electricity. Of course then, certain really unsavory ideas then start to crop up as viable alternatives that tie into that.

Mostly ones that involve violating other universal taboos that I'm not going to elaborate on because the thought of it makes me physically ill.

Extra flavor

talemore 14 hours ago

Saudi making human oil since Iraq is one of the oldest human settlement

Jololo 14 hours ago

Graveyards are barely used in modern times.

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tom foolery 13 hours ago

Originally posted by Adversary:
…Necrophagy is still a path to prion disease.

Just don't eat the brain and you'll be fine. Usually.

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DutyCallsBackNextYear 12 hours ago

The dead should be buried in allocated forests.

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o 12 hours ago

Originally posted by DutyCallsBackNextYear:
The dead should be buried in allocated forests.

they should be cremated.

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salamander 12 hours ago

Originally posted by DutyCallsBackNextYear:
The dead should be buried in allocated forests.

many are, we just do not know it. the amount of graves and bones buried under modern society is shocking, one of those things we are not really ever thinking about it.

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