they also tend to have shallow relationships, unfortunately. it's rare for a monkey to find a true hit, you know?

maybe less shallow than people using wealth and position, I don't know. usually that's a meme; to deflect interest? so that your high position in society can let you pursue something that's forbidden like homoeroticism and you're using this person's rejection of you as a kind of get-up-and-go to meet new hot gays in your area.

kind of a side note here, but...the bouncing is kind of exploitative, but in idealized social circumstances there's a 'two opposite-gender gays go to a date to get ready to go date their own gender' kind of thing that can form stable long-term relationships. either out of friendship or, usually, economic pressure to pair up.

Just call me Diddy Kong.

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Well done gentlemen, humour is finally back.

ya its always been like this, be rich, funny or in good shape.......kindness works too but thats more for keeping a relationship not getting one

imagine ghosted mouses and friend zoned dogs.

Originally posted by full of aura:

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https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/gender-diversity/article/3293159/funny-china-monkey-men-who-make-women-laugh-become-popular-dating-type

Monkey men are winning the hearts of Chinese women.

"DK, Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here!", sang the guy to his date.

Well I can say, being funny and helping with chores will not benefit anybody with American women, they just treat you like a free housekeeper.

But I don't think I'm interested in a woman who describes all the men she meets by what animal she thinks they're like. That's pretty sexist innit?

China, China, China.

Women want confidence, vision/money, and a good sense of humor from their men. Same as it ever was.

But they also want the love and commitment. And that's where principles, values, and wisdom come into play.

Oh marriage is still a thing? I was wondering where it went, lol.

A rich man and a poor man are discussing the anniversary gifts they bought their wives.
The rich man says "I bought my wife a diamond ring and a ferrari. I told her if she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back to the jeweller in her new ferrari".
The poor man says "I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. I told her if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f*ck herself."

Originally posted by Emperor Chungus III:

Oh marriage is still a thing? I was wondering where it went, lol.

You'll notice people project their selfish motives and insecurities onto other people. Don't listen to them.

Marriage is a good thing.

A long-term commitment to family is a good thing. Consider all the financial and psychological benefits. Consider the greater good. Just minimize the negatives.

There are things greater than yourself in life. People are too self-serving these days. And no one wins with that attitude.

monkeys eat faces and throw poop.

Originally posted by kbiz:

Originally posted by Emperor Chungus III:

Oh marriage is still a thing? I was wondering where it went, lol.

You'll notice people project their selfish motives and insecurities onto other people. Don't listen to them.

Marriage is a good thing.

A long-term commitment to family is a good thing. Consider all the financial and psychological benefits. Consider the greater good. Just minimize the negatives.

There are things greater than yourself in life. People are too self-serving these days. And no one wins with that attitude.

Ok.