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My abdomen is full of gold
The doctors say they have to remove some of it before I burst, but what if they just want to take my gold for themselves?
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Are they Jewish?
thats crazy bro
Originally posted by Triple:
Are they Jewish?

One of them is, but only a little bit
don't trust them
non digestibles will always pass through, just like fiber and lego figure bits.
If none of your gold is of size, probably dont worry about it
Originally posted by murr:
non digestibles will always pass through, just like fiber and lego figure bits.
If none of your gold is of size, probably dont worry about it

Is gold magnetic? I'm going to tie a magnet to a string and swallow it, then use it to pull the gold back out.
Originally posted by cramb:
Originally posted by murr:
non digestibles will always pass through, just like fiber and lego figure bits.
If none of your gold is of size, probably dont worry about it

Is gold magnetic? I'm going to tie a magnet to a string and swallow it, then use it to pull the gold back out.
maybe try sticking two fingers down your throat, first.
That's what bulimics do to rid of their binge.
Last edited by murr; 7 hours ago
Originally posted by murr:
maybe try sticking two fingers down your throat, first.
That's what bulimics do to rid of their binge.

Won't work. I lost my gag reflex after I tried to do a DIY tonsillectomy.
Last edited by cramb; 7 hours ago
o 6 hours ago 
exercise should easily mold that gold away and/or onto your skellington.

with enough bedazzlement, you may oversynthesize gold via concentration at the nexus of your goldening, your tummy. this produces an excess; oh no.

I better find somewhere to put all this; maybe someone will buy it?
Last edited by o; 6 hours ago
Originally posted by cramb:
Originally posted by murr:
maybe try sticking two fingers down your throat, first.
That's what bulimics do to rid of their binge.

Won't work. I lost my gag reflex after I tried to do a DIY tonsillectomy.
There is nothing more vile then pink rose wine. You gotta get those heavy metals out, man.
Getting sickly in a handstand is where you must start.
If you wait long enough, you will lay golden eggs.
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