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How can you tell if you're a true gamer?
Your dreams have cheat codes, and you can hack them.
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so lucid dreamers?
When you find a game challenging you think to yourself “I need to practice more so I can overcome this.” Instead of going to the games forum and crying “Wahhh, it’s too hard. Nerf the game down to my level!”
Originally posted by ṼṏẌṏḭḊ:
When you find a game challenging you think to yourself “I need to practice more so I can overcome this.” Instead of going to the games forum and crying “Wahhh, it’s too hard. Nerf the game down to my level!”
Yeah. . . Would be a real shame if they did this to the final boss of a DLC too. :cuphead:
Quit your job/drop out of school. Deprive yourself of basic needs eat sleep showers. That's how you know
Originally posted by I wish I had PARENTS! 😭😭:
Quit your job/drop out of school. Deprive yourself of basic needs eat sleep showers. That's how you know

Dead people can't play video games. Their incorporeal spirit goes right through the controller.
You wear an adult diaper, so you don't have to take breaks...
Originally posted by Kayla ♥:
so lucid dreamers?

No, it doesn't count if you know you're dreaming. Video games are so much a part of you that you instinctively try to input cheat codes and hack/mod reality, and your dreams go the way you want even when you don't know you're dreaming.

Actually come to think of it, what I do in my dreams really is more like modding than hacking.

I do sometimes dream lucidly. But even when I don't...
binged on a new game for 48 hours
Originally posted by SympliKrazi:
binged on a new game for 48 hours

My record was 96. Then I got lost in my own development, blundered into a dead end, backed into a horse fence and put my own taillight out trying to turn around... really, I think I would've been better off after a six-pack than trying to drive when I was that wiped out.

When I finally figured out where I lived, I slept for 36 hours with only a couple bathroom trips I barely woke up for.
Last edited by The Nameless; 18 hours ago
I do still get some naps in even if i binge, 4-6 hrs a day.

for a second i thought you did that in game, which was funny,

oh noes... dont sleepless drive... not in rl. At least no one was hurt, except the taillight
I know Im a true gamer because people that "cant game" constantly call me -ist, -phobe, bigot, nazi in an effort to dehumanize me and my ilk in order to try and justify their disgusting and demonic behavior. Got bullied for playing games in the 90's over Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter, Now I get bullied for playing games like Nier Automata and Red Dead Redemption 2. Normies will never change and the woke are ultimately worse. I just wanted to play games.
o 17 hours ago 
rather than mentioning the no true gamer fallacy, like a casual, I will maintain my elite pro silence and live in infinite wisdom forever alone.
Lucid dreaming doesn't have anything to do with video games unless it's something like Cultist Simulator or Azure Dreams. With the caveat being that some people liken what can be done while lucid dreaming to Minecraft.

That being said sometimes I dream in ASCII. That's the mark of someone who plays a lot of actual roguelikes. Posers who think ♥♥♥♥ games like The Binding of Isaac or Slay the Spire are roguelikes need to get on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ level or get out of the niche.

Gatekeep everything, including sleep.
Tex 16 hours ago 
Real gamers get that N-word pass
Originally posted by Tex:
Real gamers get that N-word pass
Reminder that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ means exactly what you think it means.
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