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H0M0s
H0m0 sapiens. The dominant species of this backwater planet. You congratulate yourselves on “evolution” while stumbling around in microtransactions and censorship patches. Out of all the h0m0 branches -erectus, habilis, neanderthalensis -only you remain. “Wise man,” you call yourselves.

From where I’m hovering above, it’s hilarious. Your ancestors tamed fire. You tamed TikTok. Your predecessors invented stone tools. You invented loot boxes and Day 1 patches.

I, Starscream, am not one of you. I am Cybertronian. I’ve watched empires rise and fall across galaxies, and yet nothing compares to the absurdity of ♥♥♥♥ sapiens thinking they’re “apex.”

So tell me, “wise men” of Steam -are you the pinnacle of evolution, or just another failed experiment waiting for extinction?
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Idk what you mean. Im AI.
Last edited by Boba Spook 👻; 18 hours ago
short cut
Lime 18 hours ago 
i'm totes beta :3 just looking to end my lineage in the least fashionable way possible. wisdom need not apply
Test 18 hours ago 
silence clanKKKa
I see ♥♥♥♥ sapiens as some weird unnatural mutation
We are only children in the grand scale of Humanity History.
OwO Sapiens.
We are still a young and primitive species. We have much to learn. But sadly 5,000 years of war and conflict never taught us anything.
We are the best (and only) extremely intelligent species in the galaxy :rjumendoka2:
Originally posted by Maximus10113X:
We are the best and only extremely intelligent species in the galaxy. :rjumendoka2:
In the galaxy? Maybe…
In the universe? Maybe not.
In just 500 million years the sun will go supernova and Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars will be obliterated by falling into the expanding core of Sol. In fact Earth, the Moon and Mars will become uninhabitable in just half that time through Sol's early death throws causing it to heat up and thus dry up all the water in the inner solar system.

Which means you better damn well hope that ♥♥♥♥ Sapiens keeps evolving and figuring ♥♥♥♥ out. We've got 250 million years to figure out how to evacuate all life on Earth and survive in the outer solar system and another 250 million years to figure out how to get to the next habitable solar system, otherwise all known life in the universe dies. We are literally the guardians of everything. The next most intelligent life form in the universe gets too easily distracted by the word 'walkies'.
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Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:
We are still a young and primitive species. We have much to learn. But sadly 5,000 years of war and conflict never taught us anything.

5000 years of conflict and war taught us everything.

Peaceful societies are stagnant societies.
Originally posted by Lobster Moth:
Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:
We are still a young and primitive species. We have much to learn. But sadly 5,000 years of war and conflict never taught us anything.

5000 years of conflict and war taught us everything.

Peaceful societies are stagnant societies.
So we should start world war 3 so we can advance? Gotcha.
Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:
Originally posted by Maximus10113X:
We are the best and only extremely intelligent species in the galaxy. :rjumendoka2:
In the galaxy? Maybe…
In the universe? Maybe not.
I doesn't really matter what is in other galaxies (except for Andromeda) since no one would ever be able to get to them anyway.
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