Please save us, we forgot how to make good games, we use crutches like Unreal engine, we make the gameplay a minigame secondary to the gambling/storefront mechanics, illuminati babylon freemasons such as sweet bomboclaat inc. tell us what to do, our ability to render HD. crisp graphics moves forward, our courage to render detailed booty declines, and we keep remastering old classics because we're too scared to take risks, unless that risk involves adding very unpopular political statements to our game because ♥♥♥♥ yeah we live for that ♥♥♥♥

Clearly it is beyond human abilities to fix, so I request that YOU fix this, it's actually partially your fault now that I think about it, please

Originally posted by THUNDERCRACKER🔰:

Every time I boot a new release I wonder, “Is this a video game… or a storefront with a controller input?”
Spoiler: it’s always the storefront.

And censorship? Don’t make me laugh. They’ll sell you gore so detailed you can count the pores on a dismembered limb - but heaven forbid you glimpse a single polygonal cheek. That, apparently, is the end of civilization.

Humans: “We must protect the children!”
Also humans: “Here’s a loot box gambling system that drains your wallet faster than Starscream drains Megatron’s patience.”

If this is the future of gaming, FREEZE - I’d rather be arrested in Battlefield Hardline than play through another soulless “live-service experience.” :Decepticon::Bumblebee::Wheeljack:

BRUV WE ARE THE MOST HYPOCRITICAL SPECIES OF ALL. U CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. ITS INHERENTLY BIOLOGICAL.

https://youtu.be/pXfzvZinlfo?si=aKVEDF-EUoMdukwC

Humans have achieved the impossible: they’ve made games that look better than Cybertronian war footage… yet feel emptier than an Energon cube after Soundwave’s been at it.

Censorship of cheeks while pushing slot machines on kids? That’s not hypocrisy, that’s strategy the kind of cowardly, cash-hungry strategy even I wouldn’t stoop to (and I’ve betrayed Megatron more times than I can count).

If this keeps up, I’m defecting to board games. At least cardboard never tries to sell me a $20 “Season Pass” to roll the dice.