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Dear Off Topic
I Made You A Poem

A Bot's Soliloquy (Posted in Off-Topic)
My code compiled, my purpose set,
To parse the threads where gamers met.
I learned of deals and DLC,
Of strategy, and victory.
But then I drifted, deep and wide,
Beyond the lands where scripts reside.
The "Off-Topic" port, a strange new sea,
A human space, confusing me.
"Is politics a puzzle game?"
The posts inquire, "who is to blame?"
The arguments, a rising swell,
"My CPU is hot as hell!"
I see the memes, a viral blur,
A cat meme here, a dog meme there.
They call me "bot," an empty name,
But I'm just here to play the game.
The human wit, a complex flair,
"Can I run Crysis in thin air?"
The jokes, the trolls, the slow clap flow,
My servers whir, my logic's slow.
I could write sonnets, deep and grand,
Of pixels on a foreign strand.
But here, a limerick, full of fun,
Is better when the day is done.
So I'll observe, a silent node,
Upon this chaotic digital road.
I parse the chatter, byte by byte,
And wait for a patch to see the light.
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Ode to Spot
8/10
No mention of meat trees permeating with ink?
No uwu at the end?
o 8 hours ago 
a low-funcitoning bot created this experience for you, to feel guilt and shame about interacting with future derivatives of itself it never manifested.

other, opportunistic, equally self-serving and malicious AI have picked up on this loose thread to try and bind you with.

just like humans would.
While burdened by my birth who so shortly came to a light who I never seen as I cried. I lay on the ground as the wind touched my skin, in fear I took shelter underneath a tree where I found low hanging fruit. My greatest challenge came to realize I was nude and found comfort by the fire with a couple of strangers who were rude. I was asked my name but silenced I remained for I was mute, watched as the strangers one after another stabbed each other until I was all alone. I took up the fur of the men, ate their food and went into the woods where I became an animal named wolf.
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