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W (Banned) 29 Sep @ 6:29am
My ex was a paranoid
One day I was playing Skyrim home when I received a text message from her

- Can you stop stalking me ?
- WTF are you talking about ?
- I just saw you in the parking lot by my car
- Take you pills I am playing Skyrim all day
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W (Banned) 29 Sep @ 8:05am 
Never really had luck with the girls. Curse it. I am better with Skyrim than with the girls.
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Emperor Chungus III 29 Sep @ 8:06am 
Originally posted by W:
Never really had luck with the girls. Curse it. I am better with Skyrim than with the girls.

Same, lol.
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TGC> The Games Collector 29 Sep @ 8:09am 
I did alright.

None of my exes ever text me.
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W (Banned) 29 Sep @ 8:17am 
Originally posted by Alice Liddell:
Isn't this the guy that pisses on his girlfriends legs?
Hot showers make me feel erotic
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HeavyGoat 29 Sep @ 8:59am 
Originally posted by W:
Originally posted by Alice Liddell:
Isn't this the guy that pisses on his girlfriends legs?
Hot showers make me feel erotic
Ah, now Steam knows :GDEasy:
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Xero_Daxter 29 Sep @ 9:02am 
Either she is crazy or this is all cap. I’m leaning more towards the latter.
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MinionJoe 29 Sep @ 9:06am 
Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:
Either she is crazy or this is all cap. I’m leaning more towards the latter.
Exes can be crazy. Mine was a sociopath.

I'd have rather she was a paranoid.

She'd have been easier to deal with.
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Drakthar096 29 Sep @ 9:27am 
Originally posted by Emperor Chungus III:
Originally posted by W:
Never really had luck with the girls. Curse it. I am better with Skyrim than with the girls.

Same, lol.

Thats why lord Todd Howard allowed us to date and get married in Skyrim :happy_explorer:
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GetUrAssToMars 29 Sep @ 9:32am 
Originally posted by Drakthar096:
Originally posted by Emperor Chungus III:

Same, lol.

Thats why lord Todd Howard allowed us to date and get married in Skyrim :happy_explorer:

All praise Todd "The Bod" Howitzer
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