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That explains this huge hog.

Actually, there was a sequel to the original, long before the Mighty Joe Young ripoff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Son_of_Kong

Well one thing we know for sure is Kong isn't going to stick around so does it ever really matter who the father is when they don't engage in being a father?

It would explain why I'm so hungry. After I got big and furry, I'd sit around outside smiling, and waving at people until a big crowd of people gathered around. Then I'd give them all a great big furry hug.

Originally posted by Wild Child:

Well one thing we know for sure is Kong isn't going to stick around so does it ever really matter who the father is when they don't engage in being a father?

Not in that regard. But everyone would find out eventually you're King Kong's kid, and it might matter to them. Also you might stop being able to fit inside most buildings at some point.

like all demigods I would climb my favorite tall object and beat myself, on the chest, over it.

Originally posted by Electric Cupcake:

Actually, there was a sequel to the original, long before the Mighty Joe Young ripoff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Son_of_Kong

Maybe everyone here is King Kong's kid, and Off Topic is the scheme to catch us all.

That's the plot of Ergo Proxy.

Originally posted by Soap:

Originally posted by Wild Child:

Well one thing we know for sure is Kong isn't going to stick around so does it ever really matter who the father is when they don't engage in being a father?

Not in that regard. But everyone would find out eventually you're King Kong's kid, and it might matter to them. Also you might stop being able to fit inside most buildings at some point.

I guess could always try find a home on Kongo Bongo Island. Maybe even find the crystal coconut!

then i contact peter jackson and DEMAND that he makes more skull island/king kong films. because his king kong film is one of my biggest comfort films ever.

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Originally posted by salamander:

then i contact peter jackson and DEMAND that he makes more skull island/king kong films. because his king kong film is one of my biggest comfort films ever.

I went into the more recent Monsterverse movies expecting to hate them.

The King Kong one was a little lame, but the rest of the continuous cinematic universe won me over. Lots of kaiju history fanservice and references. Waiting for Monarch Season 2.

Of course, nothing beats the 1933 original. A while back I finally saw a complete restored cut and it's amazing how much footage was missing from the version my dad taped off TV was I was young.

The legendary spider pit scene was still missing, of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

Is this like H.P. Lovecraft's "The shadow over innsmouth", only with King Kong instead of the Dagon cult? As intriguing as the process might have been, this is a horrible outcome. A giant body is incredibly impractical in a world designed for humans. On top of the inconvenience, it would simply make me a huge target for any military technology.