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Putin is a normal human
He's gonna lose a fight in MMA.
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salamander 28 Sep @ 10:34am 
nah, id win
Yeah, he's definitely no Kim Jong...
Pretty sure he is a Ghola at this point.
Last edited by BigBallinChester; 28 Sep @ 10:40am
One Shot 28 Sep @ 4:52pm 
All people listening to one person is laughable.
Unless that one person can fight off all people barehanded.
There was this black guy on Youtube that suggested that instead of having people killing each other wasting their lives on a war that is started by their leaders in their respective governments...

The world should hold a world MMA fight every x number of years where the Politicians and world leaders duke it in the ring and whoever wins the fights gets more rights around the world for those said number of years.

Sounds stupid and the dishonesty behind the scenes will happen if this scenario would occur.
...But do you really want to get drafted and have your life risked for the arguments between a politician sitting at their cozy home while you could get killed at any moment in a place that you don't want to be or go to prison for 4-5 years due to not wanting to die in the army?

We already seen how Russia is ****ing up their own recruits by tossing them into the fray with very minimal training required... and most of them joined due to Russia's own economy ain't doing too well... and the chances of them dying and Putin doesn't need to pay a dead man to prove his point is high.

...Ironically though if you put Putin and Trump in a MMA fight... Putin is most likely gonna win cause I don't recall Trump having any military service whatsoever... while Putin has about 15 years of actual military experience and probably has thorough combat training during his time in the KGB.

Yeah we're most likely ****ed if this dumb scenario were to happen.
Cause even the biggest Trump fan knows... that Trump fights with words rather than throwing his hands down in a actual physical fight.
Last edited by OmegaBilly1; 28 Sep @ 5:44pm
Mina 28 Sep @ 5:45pm 
when
Aren't him and Steven Seagal buddies or something? Those 2 should brawl.

Originally posted by TGC> The Games Collector:
Yeah, he's definitely no Kim Jong...
Does Jong have any martial arts skills? Serious question.
Originally posted by TGC> The Games Collector:
Yeah, he's definitely no Kim Jong...
Very true.

Kim Jong has control of all of the world's unicorns.

https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/11/30/north-korea-says-its-found-a-unicorn-lair
Originally posted by rimshot80:
Aren't him and Steven Seagal buddies or something? Those 2 should brawl.

Originally posted by TGC> The Games Collector:
Yeah, he's definitely no Kim Jong...
Does Jong have any martial arts skills? Serious question.

...He's fat.
...Probably from all that imported foods and goods from different countries that he constantly says to his people that it's evil outside in his dictatorship... when he's basically starving most of his people to death.

...You seriously expect me to believe that he got fat from just eating stuff made in North Korea specifically?
That's like every fat person saying they don't eat a lot yet they keep having snacks or meals in between their meals.
Originally posted by OmegaBilly1:
Originally posted by rimshot80:
Aren't him and Steven Seagal buddies or something? Those 2 should brawl.


Does Jong have any martial arts skills? Serious question.

...He's fat.
...Probably from all that imported foods and goods from different countries that he constantly says to his people that it's evil outside in his dictatorship... when he's basically starving most of his people to death.

...You seriously expect me to believe that he got fat from just eating stuff made in North Korea specifically?
That's like every fat person saying they don't eat a lot yet they keep having snacks or meals in between their meals.
You're going to have to be specific on who you're talking about here. Steven is a dictator, he thinks. And also obese. Also Steven would probably starve his people to death.
His opponents will "accidentally" fall out of windows before the fight.
One Shot 28 Sep @ 7:10pm 
Originally posted by Mina:
when
Not gonna happen because he's a coward behind his soldiers.
Throw Steven, Vlad, and Kim in the ring. At the same time, in a free-for-all. Man that'd be fun to watch.
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