In certain countries in the region you're in its a law that all citizens have to join the military. There's a big punishment if you don't or refuse.(I suppose there are allowances if you can't).

Imagine trying to push the king on the board to become your pawn XDDDDD

Yeah, I remember that thread. Then your next few threads were about speeding and not getting caught or something like that.

Isn't it because you were too short though?

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:

In certain countries in the region you're in its a law that all citizens have to join the military. There's a big punishment if you don't or refuse.(I suppose there are allowances if you can't).

I'd gladly serve a jail sentence if there was one, it'd be entertaining, but I simply paid a few grand to the weakling ahh government. They're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I expected more punishment from them if I'm being honest.

Originally posted by Gammy:

It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ embarrassing for the army to think they could force someone like me to join their ranks XDDDDDDDD

Some folks at govt level just don't learn at all , are they trying to taking you into the army again?

Originally posted by Coffinmaw:

Yeah, I remember that thread. Then your next few threads were about speeding and not getting caught or something like that.

Doesn't it seem that I always win? Army, reckless driving, crypto, businesss. Mfs really told me that my wings would melt from flying too close to the sun, but I just keep extinguishing the sun it seems and making it my ♥♥♥♥♥. GUMBALL IS IMMORTAL.

Originally posted by Gammy:

Doesn't it seem that I always win? Army, reckless driving, crypto, businesss. Mfs really told me that my wings would melt from flying too close to the sun, but I just keep extinguishing the sun it seems and making it my ♥♥♥♥♥. GUMBALL IS IMMORTAL.

A candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.

Originally posted by St✩rlight:

Isn't it because you were too short though?

No I could've faked my medical records like a ♥♥♥♥♥, but I simply defeated them at their own game. 😈 I was insulting and playing them and they were powerless.

Originally posted by Coffinmaw:

Originally posted by Gammy:

Doesn't it seem that I always win? Army, reckless driving, crypto, businesss. Mfs really told me that my wings would melt from flying too close to the sun, but I just keep extinguishing the sun it seems and making it my ♥♥♥♥♥. GUMBALL IS IMMORTAL.

A candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.

It would seem that me as a candle doesn't follow the laws of nature, huh?

You'd get hurt in basic training.

my service was pretty fun, honestly. when you do not have to see combat or nothing, it is really just a lot of exercise and hanging out with friends.

Originally posted by AlienTestosterone:

You'd get hurt in basic training.

Jokes on you I don't let anyone decide what I do to begin with.

Originally posted by salamander:

my service was pretty fun, honestly. when you do not have to see combat or nothing, it is really just a lot of exercise and hanging out with friends.

It's not about that, it's about not letting them force you to play their game. 😏

Originally posted by Gammy:

It's not about that, it's about not letting them force you to play their game. 😏

aye, never let THE MAN win.

Originally posted by salamander:

Originally posted by Gammy:

It's not about that, it's about not letting them force you to play their game. 😏

aye, never let THE MAN win. :Dominated:

Well I simply prefer to abuse the pawns and not be an abused pawn. 😏