But not too late to get a Ukrainian supermodel for a wife...I will tell you where to send the money... :)

Originally posted by partyboy:

Born at the wrong time smh too late and too early
Too late to have a traditional housewife and too early to have a gluck gluck 3000 sexbot AI robot housewife ffs :(

Wrong yes, but neither too late nor too early...

years back I thought I had the best idea to make a solar energy collector with a transparant orb instead of a 2d flat panel.
when I worked out the idea I discovered some dude in South Africa already had the patent on this idea AND a working prototype.
I went back to skyrim that day cause ♥♥♥♥ that beardo!

so what do we have now?

You can get a cute gamer girlfriend RIGHT NOW. Find your love on the Steam Forums, there are lots of lovely girls eager to meet you!

You were born at the perfect time. No pressure to marry and no need to spend 200 hours programming a robot that will never function correctly.

Well, chu definitely weren’t born “too early”, seein’ as we gots less den 20 years before peeps are no longer “bein’ born” at all.

Originally posted by LeviathanWon:

Yeah but they know how much you pay for it now partyboy, so you never be able to afford that robot anyways dude.

Plus, our technology isn’t quite der yet, and our species is liable to go extinct before we make it to dat point.

There's plenty of trad wife candidates around. But can you afford one?

Originally posted by Midori's Ghost:

so what do we have now?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, memes & pineapple pizza or if @OP is bisexual there's femboys all across the internet.

born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born just in time to read berserk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw&ab_channel=Ivory

I’m just glad I wasn’t born in the 1200s. When you hear Mongol throat singing from a distance it’s already over.

Originally posted by agu:

You can get a cute gamer girlfriend RIGHT NOW. Find your love on the Steam Forums, there are lots of lovely girls eager to meet you!

there are no women on steam forums until proven otherwise

Fret not, OP. Traditional is overrated.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/CUCKOLD_SIMULATOR_Life_as_a_Beta_Male_Cuck/

Out with the old one with the new!

Try that chair in the corner instead!

Originally posted by GetUrAssToMars:

Fret not, OP. Traditional is overrated.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/CUCKOLD_SIMULATOR_Life_as_a_Beta_Male_Cuck/

Out with the old one with the new!

Try that chair in the corner instead!

If I was going to do that I would be in a ninja costume hiding somewhere as like a lamp or something and pretending to be gathering intel. It would add an extra layer of enjoyment