Your girlfriend is yandere

Normal.
Last wife tried poisoning me to death so I am guessing your girl is pretty hot too and wacky in the head. Probably grew up without a father also and fears no consequences.

You need to buy life insurance and make sure she isn't the beneficiary.

be a MAN
put your FOOT DOWN and TELL HER
HEY
WOMAN
MAKE me my DINNER
and you go back to SMOKING CIGARS and watching JOE ROGAN and growing your BEARD
and then you get dino nuggets and smile fries and sex

At least it's not a ?

dont worry ur discord girlfriend wont hurt nobody.

very normal, just give her the black mortal blade so she can properly defend herself against the divine heirs shinobi

It's normal, give her chocolate and a heating pad.

Offer her salty and sweet snacks. Run her a warm bath with bubbles, light some candles, play some soft music, and rub her shoulders to relieve the tension. And never, ever make a comment about her menstruation or her attitude toward her face; it is like waking up an angry bear trying to hibernate. Consider the Spongebob episode in which Spongebob and Patrick steal Sandy's fur to keep warm in her dome after being trapped inside during the winter; Sandy went insane on them.

no that's a green flag, everything is fine, just invest in some chainmail and bullet resistant plates.

😎👍

In soviet Russia, woman get YOU pregnant.

Originally posted by Master of Off Topic:

In soviet Russia, woman get YOU pregnant.

god i wish

Red Flag, or a bait post. but I'll be nice, Red Flag. Big red flag for potential mental issues if she's coherent and serious. If she's just in a screaming rant, normal though signs of potential anger problems maybe.

Originally posted by videomike_Ultimate_Plushie:

Red Flag, or a bait post. but I'll be nice, Red Flag. Big red flag for potential mental issues if she's coherent and serious. If she's just in a screaming rant, normal though signs of potential anger problems maybe.

i dont wanna divulge too much but something to do with a trauma (SA, mistreated) by a certain ethnicity multiple times and now she just has a bloodlust for them and its creepy.i promise its not bait lol

and it gets worse during pms.

IF this is real and you still care for that psychopath, seek help immediately.

Originally posted by Goldias:

IF this is real and you still care for that psychopath, seek help immediately.

but she's hot