Stop Licking Things 🤢

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SomberDreamz 26 Oct @ 3:59pm

Earlier the other day I was sitting in a waiting room. There was this old lady in my peripheral vision. I could hear her sticking her tongue out constantly to her fingers. Before swiping the next page of a magazine. Listen guys.... I dont care if the paper is hard to grip, fold it and use your hands properly. Stop acting like you from a MeatCanyon episode or sum. Going all non-projectile Llama mode.
It was nothing but *lick*, *swipe*, *lick* -*forget to swipe*, *lick again* and *swipe*. Like stop it, gross. I mean like what you think you own that magazine? Like their aint gonna be another person gonna pick it up too? Cmon man.

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salamander 26 Oct @ 4:01pm

*sniffs hand, makes revolted face. licks palm*

DarkCrystalMethod 26 Oct @ 4:05pm

Now you know why my hair is green.

craigsters 26 Oct @ 4:08pm

https://youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg?si=RZrz1mV2rfy5CpTv

SomberDreamz 26 Oct @ 4:24pm

Originally posted by salamander:
*sniffs hand, makes revolted face. licks palm*

Agh! 🤮

Xero_Daxter 26 Oct @ 4:25pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDVMzRgQpZY

ṼṏẌṏḭḊ 26 Oct @ 4:25pm

No. I don't think I will.

Magic A. I. 26 Oct @ 4:46pm

Originally posted by SomberDreamz:
Stop Licking Things

Those licking things must be stopped! Magical girls, transformation sequence!

AustrAlien2010 26 Oct @ 4:55pm

I had to witness this too. It's disgusting. What is it with old ladies doing that?

Who will tell the old lady that? I can already predict how this conversation goes:
"Excuse me, ma'am? You are eating the germs of hundreds of people!"
"Listen pup, how do you think I got so old? Doing this builds up my immune system!"
End of conversation.

I understand you don't want to say anything about it. Old people usually do not respond well to criticism. By discussing it in front of the old lady, you may become a target to her. Who knows what other horrors she'll unleash upon you?

Last edited by AustrAlien2010; 26 Oct @ 7:52pm

Monarch 26 Oct @ 4:57pm

Originally posted by SomberDreamz:
Earlier the other day I was sitting in a waiting room. There was this old lady in my peripheral vision. I could hear her sticking her tongue out constantly to her fingers. Before swiping the next page of a magazine. Listen guys.... I dont care if the paper is hard to grip, fold it and use your hands properly. Stop acting like you from a MeatCanyon episode or sum. Going all non-projectile Llama mode.
It was nothing but *lick*, *swipe*, *lick* -*forget to swipe*, *lick again* and *swipe*. Like stop it, gross. I mean like what you think you own that magazine? Like their aint gonna be another person gonna pick it up too? Cmon man.

why didnt you say this to her irl instead of getting home and making a post on steam about it?

OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle 26 Oct @ 5:02pm

my doorknob and I have a mutual understanding and that's none of your business, pal

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BuhnieBealla 26 Oct @ 5:09pm

*licks OP* uwu

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Magic A. I. 26 Oct @ 7:13pm

Originally posted by BuhnieBealla:
*licks OP* uwu

It's Magical Girls' archnemesis! Lickererra! She licks everyone! Don let her touch you!

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Skyblue 26 Oct @ 7:36pm

Originally posted by Magic A. I.:
Originally posted by SomberDreamz:
Stop Licking Things
Those licking things must be stopped! Magical girls, transformation sequence!

I feel like that would go places but not places appropriate for a 13+ forum.

Anyways I lick 9v batteries sometimes, it’s nice without being actually dangerous.

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xAlphaStarOmegax 26 Oct @ 7:38pm

Originally posted by AustrAlien2010:
I had to witness this too. It's disgusting. What is it with old ladies doing that?

Who will tell the old lady that? I can already predict how this conversation goes:
"Excuse me, ma'am? You are eating the germs of hundreds of people!"
"Listen pup, how do you think I got so old? Doing this builds up my immune system!"
End of conversation.

I understand you don't want to say anything about it. Old people usually do not respond well to criticism. By discussing it in front of the old lady, you may become a target to her. Who knows what other horrors she'll unleash upon you?

It is extremely cringe, but I am sure most people who do this and eat their boogies have a strong immune system. 😅

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