Don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by
Or you will be the next to die
They tie you up in bloody sheets
From your head down to your feet
They put you in a wooden box
And cover it up with dirt and rocks
All goes well for about a week
But then your coffin begins to leak

And the worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle in your snout
They eat your eyes
They eat your nose
As you begin to decompose
A wiggling worm with evil eyes
Chews through your gut and out your side
Your skin turns a slimy green
And puss squirts out like melted cheese
Your brain comes dripping out your head
And that's when you know that you're dead

And the worms crawl out
The worms crawl in
The ones that crawl in are lean and thin
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyes fall in and your balls fall out
Your kidneys turn to maggot pie
Your liver starts to liquefy
And for the living all is well
As you fall further into hell
And the flames rise up to drag you down
Into the fire where you will drown
Your skin melts off as you descend
And demons tear you limb from limb

And the worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
They eat your guts and ♥♥♥♥ them out
And when your bones begin to rot
The worms remain but you do not
So don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by
Or you will be the next to die
And when Death brings his cold despair
Nobody will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care