I've not been excommunicated yet, so the question is moot.

Like an alright friend, I'd like to double check on the practice cannibalism stuff, however.. - just in case it's some 9 y/old spirit in need of healing.. Of course, not His fault my love.

Jesus is real and He has much strength and speed - it doesn't even matter, you can't compete.

If God wanted to ask me, he could have done it himself.

Why would I join a church whose figurehead blessed a block of ice?

Originally posted by 𝓁 λ 𝓂 𝒷 𝒹 𝒶🎄:

Jesus is real and He has much strength and speed - it doesn't even matter, you can't compete.

Can we get a god tier list in terms of power?

Pass me some of that good ♥♥♥♥ Hildegard von Bingen was smoking and I'll think about it

Originally posted by Sixtyfivekills:

Originally posted by 𝓁 λ 𝓂 𝒷 𝒹 𝒶🎄:

Jesus is real and He has much strength and speed - it doesn't even matter, you can't compete.

Can we get a god tier list in terms of power?

It's like breaking the sound barrier with loud pops and apparently lifting the front of cars with ease so I heard.

Word up!

Originally posted by SirSeanicus:

Why would I join a church whose figurehead blessed a block of ice?

I had to look it up...

Originally posted by Numlock587:

plz dont rip in this topic if you dont like the church.

Aaaaaand ... why TF not ? Yo try to convince and convert me, why wouldn't i be able to try and convince and convert you, as well ?

I have nothing against Catholicism, but I prefer my freedom through Christ. I do not wish to join any denominations.

Thanks for the offer, but I decline. Also it's spelled "Catholic".

13 years of Catholic school as an unbaptized person born a nihilist. They couldn't convert me even when I was 6.

I was asked to draw a picture of God in the first grade. I drew myself, in a tuxdeo, with an infinite rat tail (it was 1989, rat tails were cool).

I am proud to say I cleansed all my friends by high school. One of them described me as "asking the most inappropriate questions at the most perfect times" being what lead to his loss of faith.

To be fair, they only took two really hard runs at me to try and baptize ne. Once in 2nd grade, then again in 8th. By 8th, I was so fluent in blasphemy that the priest told me I was going to Hell in about 5 minutes of conversation.

I am a proud pentacostal, (in the church of GOD, which is kinda half pentacostal and half baptist) but if neither Pentacostal or Baptist are available I would turn to catholicism!