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How can I become Jewish?
They're the most talented people in the world.
All the famous American entrepreneurs are Jewish, and Jews are making money in the music industry and entertainment too. I want to be Jewish too.
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All I can possibly tell you is that it involves a lot of reading, so good luck with that, as you're much better at writing.
agu 10 hours ago 
You will never be a real Jew
u need jewish ancestors :steamthumbsup:
You can't.

You also cannot become a Yazidi.
too bad this ended so abruptly, troll OP didn't even get the chance to log into his multiple sock poppet accounts so he can have a conversation with himself.
Originally posted by TRIPLE A ®™:
too bad this ended so abruptly, troll OP didn't even get the chance to log into his multiple sock poppet accounts so he can have a conversation with himself.
israel bad, palestine good :steamthumbsup::steamhappy:
My brother in Christ you are Indian, give up
Originally posted by Reaper:
My brother in Christ you are Indian, give up
i love empty profiles. theyre easy to create and talk some random shi* for no reason
It is possible...It is a lengthy process and has to be formally approved...Just go to your nearest Synagogue and they can inform you of conversion requirements...
Originally posted by jimbalayajones:
It is possible...It is a lengthy process and has to be formally approved...Just go to your nearest Synagogue and they can inform you of conversion requirements...
can you open ur profile pls?
You can start by becoming very dysgenic looking and putting a star of David on your resume
Originally posted by מומחה(expert):
Originally posted by jimbalayajones:
It is possible...It is a lengthy process and has to be formally approved...Just go to your nearest Synagogue and they can inform you of conversion requirements...
can you open ur profile pls?

It is public now...
Originally posted by jimbalayajones:
Originally posted by מומחה(expert):
can you open ur profile pls?

It is public now...
oh i see now thanks. you know that ur country in love with us? ok whatever i saw what i wanted:steamthumbsup:
it depends in which way..


if you mean a true jew aka a decendent of the 12 tribes of israel..

if your mother is jewish.. you are jewish.
if your father has a tribe.. you inherit his tribe.

so you can only be jewish if your mother is..
but you can be a tribeless jew if your father is not of a tribe...
and in reverse you can have a tribe but not be jew if your father is jew but mother is not.

(this is however a recent way of thinking.. for it is in the bible old testament as well as torah.. when jewish man had foreign wifes that converted to Judaism.. like with ruth
and everybody consideres those children Jewish)

so most likely the original way was if one of your parents was jewish AND converted to JHWH.. and abodoned their pagan ways.. aka followed their jewish partners God.. than all children were jewish..

however serving foreign Gods.. seem not to tie this being jew.. so it might be as long as you have a single ancestor who was jewish aka of the 12 tribes.. and you convert to the God of Israel.. you are jewish..

As Christ is the messiah.. the correct religion to now follow would be Christianity.
Israel now has MORE than just 12 tribes.. as was the promise to abraham.
***there is however still a difference
those without any jewish blood are Gentiles thus they are born outside the covenant but added in Christ) and Jews (born in the covenant but would have been cut out if not accepting Christ)
-> there are also promises like owning the land of of juda.. and other blessings that apply even to christian jews... that not apply to christian gentiles.
they are the "elder brothers" who get a double share.

thus by serving the jewish faith after Christ (rejecting Christ) they are born jew.. but no longer israelites
and a gentile (no bloodline) that adopts judaism..is also still just an unconverted gentile and does not become an israelite in the eye of God.

Israelites are Christians.
for Israel is Gods people.. and Gods people after Christ are those that follow Christ.
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so there is NO way you could become a jew.. for jew means "decendant of the 12 tribes" you either are it at birth or never will be.
-> you CAN become an Isrealite by becoming a Christian..
**but again you cannot opt that double share for also being a jew.. you either are that by birth or not.


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however if under being jew you merely understand "follower of the jewish religion" than yes you can become one..
not a trolling finally :steamthumbsup: nice one crusader!
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