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Kayla ♥ (Banned) 22 Oct @ 4:22pm

movie rant

okay so todays movie rant will be batman and robin!
so i have a couple things i wanna say!

first why does batmans suit have nipples? i mean what? and sure i could over look it if batgirl had them too but she doesn't!!!!!! that is a double standard i can't stand for!

second the bat credit card? so like that would mean batman is rich which kinda makes it obvious who his secret identity is ? so either the people know and ignore it or they are just so dumb that they can barely generate a sentence without chat GPT!!!

and yes i know its a movie blah blah, but it has to make sense!

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Gibs Ahoy! 22 Oct @ 4:23pm

It's just not a good movie.

Good Night Owl 22 Oct @ 4:24pm

Batman's suit needs as much room for gadgets as possible! That's why the nipples are there!

Kayla ♥ (Banned) 22 Oct @ 4:24pm

Originally posted by Original Cast Recording:
It's just not a good movie.

i actually thought the ice puns were cool!

Kayla ♥ (Banned) 22 Oct @ 4:25pm

Originally posted by Good Night Owl:
Batman's suit needs as much room for gadgets as possible! That's why the nipples are there!

suspicious!

Good Night Owl 22 Oct @ 4:25pm

It's where the backup hook shot is if his main one fails.

salamander 22 Oct @ 4:29pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pNY2Krf3Rw

i adore that film. it is reviled by all, but its a massive homage to the classic batman comics/cartoons with its hilariously over the top camp and cheese. the set, props and costume design are all incredibly good. and the goofy one liners are 100% accurate to classic batman.

also AHNULD

Kayla ♥ (Banned) 22 Oct @ 4:29pm

omg and don't get me started on robin's whining !

Kayla ♥ (Banned) 22 Oct @ 4:30pm

Originally posted by salamander:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pNY2Krf3Rw

i adore that film. it is reviled by all, but its a massive homage to the classic batman comics/cartoons with its hilariously over the top camp and cheese. the set, props and costume design are all incredibly good. and the goofy one liners are 100% accurate to classic batman.

also AHNULD

arnold is always a treasure even in bad movies!

salamander 22 Oct @ 4:32pm

Originally posted by Kayla ♥:
Originally posted by salamander:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pNY2Krf3Rw

i adore that film. it is reviled by all, but its a massive homage to the classic batman comics/cartoons with its hilariously over the top camp and cheese. the set, props and costume design are all incredibly good. and the goofy one liners are 100% accurate to classic batman.

also AHNULD
arnold is always a treasure even in bad movies!

arnold does AMAs on reddit sometimes and hes the most adorable sweetheart ever. all of his answers are so sensitive, and he tries to "lift people up" if they give sad or morose answers. he used to be a life coach/exercise teacher when he was a bodybuilder, so i think this carries over from that. he is all about inspiring yourself to push past your limits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg

Kayla ♥ (Banned) 22 Oct @ 4:33pm

thats actually so cute! i wish i knew that sooner!

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Good Night Owl 22 Oct @ 4:36pm

To be clear, are we talking about the one where Robin gets frozen, or whatever? I was a little kid when that was in theaters.

My mom said the movie scared me, and so we left. What she didn't know is that it wasn't the movie that scared me- It was there was another little kid crawling around the theater between the seats like a little gremlin.

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salamander 22 Oct @ 4:36pm

also the bat credit card...batman had so many goofy things like that in the classic comics. they are nothing like the "gloomy dark knight" version of batman that we all know today, they were so silly.

and as for the nipples on the suits... look up the director of the film joel schumacher, hes quite the eccentric guy.

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salamander 22 Oct @ 4:36pm

Originally posted by Good Night Owl:
To be clear, are we talking about the one where Robin gets frozen, or whatever? I was a little kid when that was in theaters.

My mom said the movie scared me, and so we left. What she didn't know is that it wasn't the movie that scared me- It was there was another little kid crawling around the theater between the seats like a little gremlin.

yeah thats the one lul.

"STAY COOL, BIRD BOY" *freezes*

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Kayla ♥ (Banned) 22 Oct @ 4:37pm

Originally posted by salamander:
also the bat credit card...batman had so many goofy things like that in the classic comics. they are nothing like the "gloomy dark knight" version of batman that we all know today, they were so silly.

and as for the nipples on the suits... look up the director of the film joel schumacher, hes quite the eccentric guy.

i should watch the old batmans then! to get context i had no idea there was an old show like that

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