But what if I told you it's already happening?!!

What if every time you hear a growl, or an oink, or muttering in the bushes, it's a Manbearpig stalking you?!!!

Have you ever thought about that? Huh?!!!!


If you want to be safe, ask all your friends this simple test question:
"Are you now, or have you ever been, in contact with any manbearpigs?"

Only together can we drive this furry, leathery, and/or pasty menace out of our majestic purple mountains!!!!!!