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SERIOUS! What if USA invades Canada?
What would you Canadians do? Embrace American democracy without a fight or start an insurgency?

I worry about those healthy, slim, athletic looking Canadian women. Most US troops have never seen anything like that!
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Insurgency by Canada, Sanctions by the rest of the world.
THE LORD 19 Aug @ 3:28am 
Originally posted by Beltneck:
I'm down.

Lower taxes, faster medical treatment, less monopolies, no more trade barriers, no more Passport/Visa requirements. Can just come down and start taking all those jobs American's can't do.

See in Canada we have California Prices, Mississippi Wages, and North Dakota Weather. So any opportunity to get into less extremes would be welcome.
Are you talking about the People's Republic Of Canada?
Originally posted by Beltneck:
Where are these Slim Athletic Canadian Women? I haven't seen them either, and I've lived everywhere except Quebec and Iqaluit.

I'm down for annexation though.

Lower taxes, faster medical treatment, less monopolies, no more trade barriers, no more Passport/Visa requirements. Can just come down and start taking all those jobs American's can't do.

See in Canada we have California Prices, Mississippi Wages, and North Dakota Weather. So any opportunity to get into less extremes would be welcome to anyone who has the slightest amount of ambition in life.
No more universal healthcare socialistic satanic ideas
Fake 19 Aug @ 3:52am 
"AMERICANS!! TONIGHT WE DINE ON MAPLE SYRUP!!! - President Trump
Originally posted by THE LORD:
What would you Canadians do? Embrace American democracy without a fight or start an insurgency?

I worry about those healthy, slim, athletic looking Canadian women. Most US troops have never seen anything like that!

Of course they would not embrace it.

If there is one thing that history shows us, invasions rarely work for long. There are always people who remember and who fight for freedom.

And why would America do that? The Canadians have always been allies. To kill innocents in a war they never asked for....well, that would make Trump worse than Putin.
Last edited by Pocahawtness; 19 Aug @ 4:00am
Vox 19 Aug @ 4:04am 
Americans would lose like in Vietnam 😂
Well… Canada’s military is fairly weak if you compare it to the United States so Canada wouldn’t stand a chance.
Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:
Well… Canada’s military is fairly weak if you compare it to the United States so Canada wouldn’t stand a chance.
Tell that to VietNam
THE LORD 19 Aug @ 4:20am 
Originally posted by -OrLoK- Слава Україн:
Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:
Well… Canada’s military is fairly weak if you compare it to the United States so Canada wouldn’t stand a chance.
Tell that to VietNam
Vietnam had powerful backers in the form of china and soviet union. I'm not even sure who the hell is brave enough to arm canadian insurgents if USA invades.
I think it would b mostly the Rural people who would resist the most. The cities would complain the most, but would quickly fall in line. Of course you'd have some Americans go up there to fight on Canada's behalf. In the long run if America annexed Canada, I think a good portion of the population would move south into the states, which would solve the housing shortage in that area.

The only ones that would really benefit from annexations are the large businesses, the average person wouldn't see much change, and as for representation, on a federal level they would have less than they currently do, due to the sheer size of the US.
Originally posted by steven1mac:
I think it would b mostly the Rural people who would resist the most. The cities would complain the most, but would quickly fall in line. Of course you'd have some Americans go up there to fight on Canada's behalf. In the long run if America annexed Canada, I think a good portion of the population would move south into the states, which would solve the housing shortage in that area.

The only ones that would really benefit from annexations are the large businesses, the average person wouldn't see much change, and as for representation, on a federal level they would have less than they currently do, due to the sheer size of the US.
Also they would have to get rid of their free healthcare and buy american insurance wich means happier shareholders and ofc you can get a cheap work force if us makes canada a terretory it has to follow laws pay taxes but has no right to vote
Last edited by lailaamell; 19 Aug @ 4:29am
Ulfrinn 19 Aug @ 4:26am 
A large chunk of Canadians would support it. Ultimately Canada would lose, and that wouldn't even take long.
Ulfrinn 19 Aug @ 4:30am 
Originally posted by Vox:
Americans would lose like in Vietnam 😂
Doubtful. The US was fighting with their hands tied in Vietnam by operating under some fairly BS rules of engagement under the belief that if anybody from Russia working with Vietnam was killed in an attack, it'd result in WW3. No such concerns would exist in Canada. They're get steam rolled.
Vox 19 Aug @ 4:38am 
Originally posted by Ulfrinn:
Originally posted by Vox:
Americans would lose like in Vietnam 😂
Doubtful. The US was fighting with their hands tied in Vietnam by operating under some fairly BS rules of engagement under the belief that if anybody from Russia working with Vietnam was killed in an attack, it'd result in WW3. No such concerns would exist in Canada. They're get steam rolled.

Excuses, lets not forget you guys couldn't even invade Cuba LMAO.
Mensis 19 Aug @ 5:01am 
Originally posted by Ulfrinn:
A large chunk of Canadians would support it.
Lmfao
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