stay ded and don't believe in the after life

/thread

Originally posted by Fumo Friend:

stay ded and don't believe in the after life

/thread

I can't control what my soul does when it leaves my body ok? I mean wait... can I?

Originally posted by Powerful Turtle Wizard:

Originally posted by Fumo Friend:

stay ded and don't believe in the after life

/thread

I can't control what my soul does when it leaves my body ok? I mean wait... can I?

no with that attitude you can't

mind over matter

Don't use a reincarnation device?

Originally posted by Powerful Turtle Wizard:

Originally posted by Fumo Friend:

stay ded and don't believe in the after life

/thread

I can't control what my soul does when it leaves my body ok? I mean wait... can I?

Not completely, no. Based on your current life decisions, that determines where you will end up next.

So, if you were already a d bag for the first half of your life, you can count on becoming a worker ant.

Stick a "Do not revive" sticker on your forehead and hope noone reloads from last checkpoint.

Originally posted by Powerful Turtle Wizard:

Other than staying alive forever of course because unfortunately that's not an option yet.

Don't be a jerk would be a start I guess. At least the religions I'm aware of that believe in reincarnation seem to believe that the worse person you are, the worse thing you get reincarnated in. Could be wrong, though, it was a while ago I heard about that and I'm far from an expert (don't believe in reincarnation myself so I'm quite out of the loop).

Bah can't be much worse than my actual situation.

Originally posted by Angel:

Stick a "Do not revive" sticker on your forehead and hope noone reloads from last checkpoint.

This is the correct answer.

Expand to "Do not resucitate, revive, raise as undead, reincarnate, or otherwise attempt to undo the death that has occurred"

Slip the lord of reincarnation a $50.

End it again until you're reincarnated at the desired place.

Isn't the point of reincarnation to come back in the next life as a higher life form? Or is that a gross generalization of Hinduism?

It would seem living a clean, positive life would guarantee your safe passage into Nirvana.

Sell your soul to some deity or god

Become a fountain of generosity in this life. And be nice to animals especially.

Move now to a terrible place, get used to it. Now if you are born there it would just be a normal place.