🎮💥🔥 HALO REVIEW (XxMLG420xX edition) 🔥💥🎮
🕹️ Console: Xbox OG, baby
🥤 Fuel: Mountain Dew Code Red + Cold Pizza
📡 Mood: VIOLENTLY ONLINE
🎧 Mic Status: ON. Screaming. Echoing.

OK LISTEN UP, YOU NOOBS AND NOOBETTES
HALO isn’t just a game. It’s not even just a lifestyle.
IT’S A SPIRITUAL WEAPONIZED EXPERIENCE THAT TURNS YOUR BRAIN INTO PURE GAMER ADRENALINE.

Master Chief? The G.O.A.T.
He’s 7 feet tall, sleeps in a metal coffin, and only speaks in war crimes.
Dude doesn’t even flinch when fighting space bugs and sentient flood goo.
He probably smells like gunpowder and regret. ICON.

🚀 THE GUNPLAY??
CRISP. CLEAN. ABSOLUTELY ILLEGAL.
The pistol is so busted I named it after my ex. The BR is my emotional support firearm. And don’t even talk to me unless you’ve no-scoped a banshee out of midair with a sniper and teabagged the wreckage while your cousin screamed “GET REKT” into a wired headset.

💣 GRENADES = LOVE LANGUAGE.
💣 STICKY GRENADES = SOULBONDING.
I once stuck a dude across Blood Gulch and yelled so loud my mom came in and grounded me.

🌌 THE LORE???
Bro. Aliens. Rings. Ancient robots. Giant parasitic biomass that wants to devour the universe. And somehow the most emotionally devastating AI break-up scene since Windows XP crashed.
“Wake me when you need me.”
YES CHIEF. YES WE WILL 😭

📶 MULTIPLAYER THO???
Don’t even talk to me unless you played 1v1s on Lockout at 3AM with low health, no shields, and 5 Doritos under your belt.
LAN PARTIES?? I lost friendships. I gained trauma. I found God.

The amount of caffeine, rage, and Mountain Dew Baja Blast that fueled Halo lobbies could’ve powered a small country.

If you didn’t get called a slur by a 12-year-old with the gamertag “xXx_QuickScop3z_xXx,” were you even THERE???

🚨 FINAL SCORE: 117 / 10 🚨
Would duel-wield plasma pistols in a Taco Bell parking lot again.
Would reload-check for no reason.
Would shout “KILLTACULAR” every time I walk into a room.

Microsoft forcing their retarded accounts and rules onto you is so annoying. i have made 3 accounts just to play these games because they randomly flag my account (despite me NEVER playing multiplayer btw) and they keep bugging that they want my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phone ### and probably a photograph of my anal cavity too.

I've not even touched the accounts beyond playing the game so them getting flagged makes absolutely no sense to me. Microsoft really knows how to ♥♥♥♥ over the consumer and make your experience an nightmare. Pirate the game if you can just to spite these soulless bugs

343 is incompetent and this product is defective.

EXPECT far worse and more limited social features than the originals had
EXPECT for your game to crash randomly during matches
EXPECT disconnects when playing campaign with friends

they even had the absolute BALLS to remove the credits from all the games.

343 doesn't respect halo, they never have and they never will. that being said this is the only modern way to play all the halo games on PC, so i guess it's better than nothing.

that's the highest praise i can give anything that 343 has ever made: "better than nothing". and many of the things 343 has made aren't even worthy of that.

halo deserved better.

343 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the transistion and now that I felt like playing the good halo games again they implemented a damn mandatory xbox sign in for no reason goto hell 343 I await your companies death and xbox's abandonment

When I first purchased this game, I was able to play the campaigns without having to pay additional monies on X-Box live passes. I wasn't try to play multiplayer, I was playing only the campaigns. Now Microsoft wants me to login to X-Box Live to play this game that I purchased through Steam. When I do login, the game says there is an error loging in. If I retry to login, then the game stalls. I looked on X-Box Live and the game requires you to purchase a monthly game pass to play it. This was not a requirement at the time of my purchase through Steam. Steam now says it is required. I now feel ripped off. Do not buy unless you are ok with spending additional money on X-Box live passes to play it if you can get it to work.

Made me sign in with a micropenis acount :(

You should probably buy this on sale during the summer or winter sales when it goes for $10, but if it was $60 itd still be worth it. 6 beautiful games with fully functioning Multiplayer, a majority coming with a custom map editor (plus spawning NPC's with mods) Modes which involve the player(s) against hordes of enemies with varrying difficulty. It also includes crazy campaigns riddled with emotions and epic large scale battles with great replayability. also spooky zombies.

i love halo games

Not Recommended

Now I finally understand why my friends in elementary school were obsessed with Halo. I never got to play it as a kid—my dad was super anti-Microsoft and never let me own an Xbox because of how unreliable they were.
As an adult, finally experiencing Halo, I can see why the franchise was so beloved. The Bungie era created something amazing. But it’s depressing to see how Microsoft handled it afterward. They basically killed the Halo franchise with poor decisions and a lack of respect for what made it great.
Unfortunately, the biggest reason I can’t recommend the Master Chief Collection is simple: it crashes constantly. It doesn’t matter if I’m online, offline, in multiplayer, or single-player campaign—the game just crashes over and over. I’ve lost count of how many times it’s happened.
Microsoft knows about these issues, and yet they refuse to fix them. Halo Infinite suffers from the same exact problems. Instead of taking responsibility, they just keep selling broken games.
Yes, you can buy this if you’re desperate to relive Halo nostalgia, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. A lot of people end up refunding it, and I don’t blame them. Microsoft has decided that shipping broken products is somehow okay and that’s not something I can support. All the other games funtion well exept for reach which constantly crashes i go to beat it under the crashes. I pushed through only that game specifically. (Updated)

halo is a classic, if you haven't played it and like FPS games then stop reading this and play it