First of all, I'm NOT leaving a negative review because I happen to like you guys. :) The main problems I had with this game were: *Humor fell flat. ( And I'm the type of guy who listens to Howard Stern, likes fart jokes ect lol ) *Gameplay was dull. ( "grid based movement / action / strategy" was a snooze") The reason I'm writing you this big ol message is because METAL AS PHUK was AWESOME. TURN BASED COMBAT IS AWESOME. Quiver ♥♥♥♥ was AWESOME. Please make a return to those. Peace....

i'd like to list a few pro's and a few ♥♥♥♥. i don't usually review games, if at all, but if it gets your name into the algorithm, i'll do it, because you deserve your name out there. -pro's - the comedy is funny, it's enough to have a chuckle every now and then -the spoof characters are amazing, took me like 5 minutes or so to figure out the names xD and it made me laugh -the MUSIC is so chill, i don't know where you get your music for these stuff but i love them alright here's the ♥♥♥♥. -♥♥♥♥ -the gr...

Deported: Drain the Swamp is live! You can find it alongside other Crankage Games Titles for an additional 20% off in the bundle below! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_♥♥♥♥_Chronicles_of_Quiver♥♥♥♥♥♥Collection_Bundle/ Thank you very much for playing and we hope you enjoy your experience! - Crankage Games ...